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Scanning the horizon for someone recognizing that I might’ve been queen.
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Being married in middle age is standing in the kitchen together after supper figuring out where you’ll have to do the Dawn treatment on your shirts before you wash them.

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I’d like to know where Tulsi Gabbard was about 8:30 last night. And why RFKJr and Kash Patel were in the back seat.

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This whole Shock Doctrine thing is fun.

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I’m just glad that my faith in humanity isn’t alive to see any of this.

submitted 108 days ago • 15 comments

As the year draws to a close, let us appeal to our better angels in 2025 and save all the hate and bile and vitriol for those who truly deserve it: commenters on cooking.nytimes.com

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

That was an all-day sucker. It’s been a long week. www.nytimes.com/badges/games...

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

Me: What’s your Wi-fi password? Priest: Sir, this is a funeral. Me: Is that all caps?

submitted 146 days ago • 7 comments

The Onion is always 18 months ahead of r/nottheonion

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For your holiday playlist.

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns

submitted 743 days ago • 36 comments

Where was Gondor when I couldn’t sell it and had to sit back down on it?

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Age yourself with your first computer. 40MB hard drive was 🔥

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It’s officially dry itchy leg season.

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

I am mad that Joan Allen isn’t in everything all the time now.

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Michael went to Church’s Chicken last night and at the bottom of our carry-out bag was a chicken leg ornament. You should go to Church’s and get you a chicken leg ornament.

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Yep. 🖤

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