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When I found myself in the whirlpool, spinning down the drain, I grabbed a surfboard, and enjoyed the ride. 😶

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The new testament taught me that 2,000 years ago, people only sat on one side of the table.

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Space blossomed with flowers the stars had sown, Woven through heaven’s tapestry with grace; A blissful light poured where the dark had grown, And two long-wandering echoes found one place. #vss365

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It's the ✨️circle of life✨️

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I’m enjoying my personal relationship with reality by staying in bed on Sunday morning instead of going to church.

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The never ending despair of being a dog.

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laws are now illegal in america

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sometimes i just lie on my floor and listen to my fridge hum. It’s the only one who really gets it

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dress for the job you want

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Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures...

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Trump's out there yellin’ about immigrants and felons like he didn’t marry one and become the other.

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One of these days I will win, cat!

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When I flew into Sydney Australia, the customs guy asked me if I have a criminal history. I said, “Why? Is that a requirement?”

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😅😅🤧

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Well this cheered me up 😀

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True! 😺😸😹

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The worst people you know are having the worst day of their lives right now

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We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house. We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!

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Could someone please share some emotion with me? 🤔

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Haha! 😅🤣😂

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Dating coach: so, you’ve tried flirting? Me: yeah. Dating coach: show me. Me: biting lip and smiling. Dating coach: that was great, but next time try biting your own lip...

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Life’s too short, and it’s my life. This is our time. If we hesitate, it will swoop by, And we will miss it.

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