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ICE officers are now reportedly required to meet arrest quotas each day, from a few hundred to between 1,200 and 1,500 nationwide. Jonathan Blitzer reports on the mystery of the agency’s unidentifiable arrests.

submitted 53 days ago • 980 comments

thinking optimistically here, but maybe the stock market will crash hard enough that the coffee commodity price drops enough to offset these tariffs 🤔

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Trump is imposing a 10% tariff on the Heard and McDonald Islands. The Heard and McDonald Islands are uninhabited.

submitted 70 days ago • 867 comments

Stupid fucking Reddit ass country. Bacon Narwhal ass regime. Back in my day autocrats at least had the common courtesy to not make corruption into le epic 420 meme reference. Have some self-respect.

submitted 211 days ago • 16 comments

In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: steak with ketchup, a can of diet coke, then go on camera to scream at an ally for being "disrespectful" on tv. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.

submitted 103 days ago • 72 comments

That video of those clowns trying to bully Zelenskyy is making my blood boil, I can’t even finish it. I’m so embarrassed that these are our elected leaders man

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

This is my first time sending beans to Bucharest, shout out to #romania 🇷🇴

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

I gotta stop looking at political news for a couple of days, this shit is just depressing

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

NEW COFFEE AD IS OUT!! Butterfly Dude’s Blue Eyed Blend! Henry is a true genius with ad copy #coffee #lpotl

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Got some hoodies up on the site!

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

“MaYbe shE’s goiNg to be in TroUble nOw” Maybe he can learn to read. The Constitution would be a good place to start

submitted 118 days ago • 3171 comments

Really interesting little op-ed on the current coffee market! I encourage everyone to read it, it’s short and not full of jargon royalcoffee.com/navigating-t... Had no idea this was partly because of shipping market consolidation + speculators

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Coffee futures are up 100% YoY 😭 this is so lame!

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Got my @springheeldjack.coffee beans today and I'm so excited for tomorrow mornings latte!

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

They are actually speed-running a collapse C-market (high price = higher bean price) reaching all-time highs AGAIN, and the first spike was inflation and climate change, this one was entirely avoidable. Not fun being in an import-heavy business as your country becomes a pariah state 🤪

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

I hate raising prices on beans, but I DOUBLY hate it when it’s because of some pointless trade war + climate change weather patterns

submitted 136 days ago • 1 comment