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the first time I was a victim of property crime (my wife had her car broken into) it was a Saturday, and I was told that my non-emergency request for assistance couldn't be filed until Monday. The second time (my motorcycle got stolen) they didn't bother showing up.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

watching an evil hotel room movie and having a blast www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIAS...

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

At this point, I feel like the term 'distraction' is misleading - Israel is simultaneously attacking Iran, the West Bank, and Gaza because it wants to do all those things. Is there some strategic benefit in doing them 'shock and awe' style? Sure, but that's secondary

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I try not to be hyperbolic but this is the single worst comic I have ever seen in my entire life.

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Update: a mere 14 days later I’m pondering installing an SSH client on my phone.

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everytime someone says "I don't mind immigration I just think people should do it legally" I ask "how do you think someone seeking a better life from Honduras or whatever can come here legally?" they describe an immigration pathway that doesn't exist, every time.

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You, a rube: upset about Sabrina Carpenters new album art. Me, enlightened: watching a 2004 film about super spies in a sorority where the villain / love interest is Mia Toretto. We are not the same

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I genuinely think this particular aesthetic trend (Good Art Is Didactic And Also Assumes You Are Very Stupid) is a non-trivial source of anti-woke backlash, like unironically. It is really really annoying, and I think it has provided wedges by which anti-wokes can radicalise nerds.

submitted 3 days ago • 71 comments

now taking suggestions on what cheap eats I can get that is physically close to the Main theater that isn't Kramarczuk's* ---- *nothing against Kramaczuk's but I've eaten there every Tuesday night this year so far and a boy craves variety sometimes y'know?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Chuck Marhon made an excellent point about self driving cars which is if they are indeed dispassionately following laws and stopping for pedestrians that it could have the perverse effect of empowering people to do things that are legal but irritating on the road. He’s right, because I’d do it.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

The real enemy of this administration is cosmopolitanism. Whether in Los Angeles or South Africa, multiracial pluralistic democracy is a threat to them because it means their “us or them” model of the world is wrong. So they stir up trouble on purpose and gleefully lie.

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these rankings may change as I continue through this series.

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my first job in college closed at 10:00 PM. We played the classic rock station in the kitchen and realized for reasons we did not understand that "Carry On My Wayward Son" was played every evening at 10:00. When we heard those opening vocals everyone would shout "KANSAS" cause it was quitting time

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

genuinely don't understand people who get upset at seeing foreign flags. do you freak out when there's a car with an out of state license plate in the parking lot too.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

“I’m going to make The Talented Mr Ripley as a French feature film” “Oh so you’ll be moving the setting to France so it’ll make sense why the American characters are speaking French?” “No” “So you’ll be making the main characters Frenchmen in Italy?” “Also no”

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Fresh after having rewatched the Netflix Ripley series I’ve put on Purple Noon. Apparently the amount of times it’s fun to watch Dickie Greenleaf get murdered is infinite.

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I refuse to believe this was real because it would force me to admit he made a single good post out of 100,000,000 posts

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