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my first job in college closed at 10:00 PM. We played the classic rock station in the kitchen and realized for reasons we did not understand that "Carry On My Wayward Son" was played every evening at 10:00. When we heard those opening vocals everyone would shout "KANSAS" cause it was quitting time

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genuinely don't understand people who get upset at seeing foreign flags. do you freak out when there's a car with an out of state license plate in the parking lot too.

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“I’m going to make The Talented Mr Ripley as a French feature film” “Oh so you’ll be moving the setting to France so it’ll make sense why the American characters are speaking French?” “No” “So you’ll be making the main characters Frenchmen in Italy?” “Also no”

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Fresh after having rewatched the Netflix Ripley series I’ve put on Purple Noon. Apparently the amount of times it’s fun to watch Dickie Greenleaf get murdered is infinite.

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I refuse to believe this was real because it would force me to admit he made a single good post out of 100,000,000 posts

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We found out that ICE is staying at the AC hotel in #Pasadena and now there's a couple of hundred people protesting #NoICE

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this week's essay is all about how the Ocean's trilogy is an excellent example of non-toxic masculinity and how dudes rock.

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From Seth Rogen’s book

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I can't say I approve of the volume of step-sibling pornography in the world, but rewatching Clueless (1995) I understand how it happened.

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a thing I love about the Netflix Ripley show is how much Dakota Fanning is constantly emoting a feeling I can only call "just found out about unexpected charges on the bill"

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Pride (2014)

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For the record, here is the updated east lake taco slate:

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the new @jameshoffmann.bsky.social video 1: gave me a lot of feelings for an era of specialty coffee that no longer exists and 2: reminded me of the existence of the Clover brewer. Question is: US Patents last 20 years, which is around when development started. Are we ready for a knockoff Clover?

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I have just had a taco meal so good at La Poblanita that I may need to update my sacrosanct east lake taco rankings.

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Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

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Technically we can build bananas in America. It’s just that labor is already mad expensive in Hawaii so there’s no way to build cheap bananas in America. (Also Puerto Rico but labor AND the Jones Act make it impossible to produce continental bananas there)

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a friend of mine shared this ai-generated "emotion wheel" and unfortunately i have been laughing my ass off at it for like 15 minutes now. today i am feeling Fnliinneon

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🎶 I see an iceberg and I want to paint it black no color in the sea, I want it to turn black 🎶

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Once more I’m thinking about Phillip Seymour Hoffmann asking how the peeping is.

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reporting this murder caught on video to blusky moderation team holy shit.

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