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Just told my nieces that Wolves finished above Euro champions and have left it at that. They are dead chuffed for me 🥰

And that’s that #thefootball What a bonkers season it has been ♥️

Let us look upon this all as a final football cardio workout

Oh wait, no, this means Wolves are now lower than United and this is not the grand plan #bahhumbug

Yes my beautiful boys, yes 💛

Fantasy league finale against my bro. I went from being over 200 points down at Christmas to spanking his skinny arse by over 100 points today (tbc). Ahh the sweet smell of victory and an all expenses paid night out on the loser 🥳

I am ready to football for the last time this season #UpTheWolves

Wayhay!!

Lovely stuff Sunderland..now hold hold hold

Welcome to your potential world with VAR lads

Lordy loo

My cousin is messaging me about Sunderland team news and whatnot, so an incredibly steep learning curve over the next few hours for me. I only really know of Jude Bellingham’s brother #FakeItTilYouMakeIt

Trump's utter contempt for the parasitical sycophants who surround him is one bleak spark of joy in this hideous era. These people pumped $150 million into his memecoin and he gave them a fifteen minute speech and one hastily shat plate of Cavan funeral food.

I don’t have long left to learn Geordie swears and slanders for the football but I can recognise Sheffield slurs

Daft Punk is Playing at My House

Dr No just started so I’m going to watch it, reckless as I am

There’s going to be a lot of sexy time going on in Napoli this weekend #sportsreport

On the encouragement of my sibling, I’m watching the Napoli game. Apparently they’re gonna go nuts at 2-0 up and I’ve been to Naples and ate wonderful food so yeah sure why not. Go Napoli!

do you have a moment to talk about the word of poseidon

Numbering and signing my Merch Market prints for Sunday. Only 100 available. Buy one and @tim-burgess.bsky.social will sign it for you. Come to the Merch Market it’s going to be brilliant! watsn.social/themerchmarket

How does one prepare for being an honorary Mackem for the day tomorrow? My cousin’s team and be dead fun to have him in the prem next season so I’m all in #Sunderland

Happy bank holiday weekend guys. My advice is to not poo poo the power of a lovely wee dance at every opportunity x youtu.be/CUosSQZSw5c?...

Lovely lil blast from the past 7” single on the radio youtu.be/9o0rAvZtM7w?...

Lady serving me in the local shop explained her reason for naming her son River (now aged 17), as when her waters broke she exclaimed ‘it’s like a bloody river’ and it was as simple as that really.