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submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I these trying times it is important to stand firm in you beliefs and never forget how fun it is to kick a midget.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Lost my job on Thursday. I had dream if talking cats and kittens (one pair conjoined) talking; way better than dreaming about work like I have for the last 6 years. I am great Graphic Artist dealing with national brands if you need help.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Life decisions.

submitted 17 days ago • 119 comments

I was so confused last night as my printer started playing music. Turns out the paper was just jamming

submitted 39 days ago • 12 comments

Does she have "male" and "female" bathrooms in her home? I sure don't.

submitted 46 days ago • 259 comments

submitted 45 days ago • 40 comments

I have to wonder if the new pope was chosen because they are worried about our county and sent him as a message in hopes he can help us. I am not Catholic.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Unemployment up. Stock market down. Mortgage rates up. Consumer confidence at worst levels since the Great Depression. Are we great again yet?

submitted 66 days ago • 769 comments

#LockHimUp

submitted 66 days ago • 662 comments

#PuertoRico blackout

submitted 67 days ago • 35 comments

🎯🎯🎯

submitted 66 days ago • 516 comments

I am starting to think going to work sober is for losers.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Remember when when Fallan was funny? I don't he sucked at SNL amd sucks worse now. Wish I could suck at my job and get promoted like that asshat

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Member when we thought W Jr was going to end our world? Seems like good times today. I am sure JJ is with us .

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Stick this in your diary!

submitted 77 days ago • 2 comments

When these tariffs make America great again and bring back hair to my bal head, I am going to permit it up nice Michael London style!

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

If I decide to get serious about voicing my option while hiding from my family in a video selfie, do I have have do it in a truck or will my Outback work?

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

When I was an young teen, I warned you about the illuminati by my graffiti on trash cans and lockers in Fairfax, VA, but you assholes were too busy listening to grunge music.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder how much the TV show Highway to Heaven taught tricks to pedophiles. God damn FMLA and watching many old TV shows all day.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Andy Rooney was just a dick, and now I am doubting thatbl that there are 60 in an hour. What ab asshole.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Try not to laugh. 😆 #MomSky

submitted 85 days ago • 69 comments

Was getting some hard cor IV antibiotics this morning for sepsis in the new with no door. Saw a patient being pushed down the hall and the nurse pushing him said "it's a lot easier push now that you don't have that foot anymore"

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

As a bald man this chest thumping is making me sick. 10 years ago it was a joke and I'd take a picture with 2 other bald random in the bar, fuck that now. It is not a joke anymore and people think I am in their club when I am not.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Pretty sure one of the dildies Walmart was selling when ai went by yesterday was name 'lil Rubio.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

You know once I figure out how to cash out my 401k amd find the correct pretense I apparently need to get my money, I am totally dine with the US and am going to move to Canada to be with my girl.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Self awareness must have died in 2915

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Damn, I'm going to have to take shower tonight after watching this speech. Was not in the schedule previously.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Whi needs to talk about tue future when you complain about the past and people nit in play; a wise mane once told words of osdom "Fuck that guy" no sex involved.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Why the fuck is Trumo talking about Biden at all. What the fuck?

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

I had my TV on a Mexican channel whole ordering Uber eats and it going to arrive 5 minutes earlier now! God dawned DEI!

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Say with me now children, Fuxk Elon Musk he is not an American. Join in American Patriots from all parties!

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck Elon Musk, he is not an American

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Little bitches charged me $20 for a pack of smokes and hid the costs! I don't eat this stuff but I support the scout as an Eagle.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Man, it is fun to be watching the claymation Mark Twain film, but damn it is weird. Imagining the the work it took to make astounds me.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

I am pretty good at having at work and with coworkers when I am drunk. They like me more.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

If you are an Uber or Lyft driver who fart bombs the ride without cracking the window there is a special place in hell for your type, more so if are rich bastard who recently ate eggs!

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

So a few years ago this bartender at the Irish Pub across the the street that I go to every month ir so told me he wasn't Irish. I haven't been in more often and topping well. I asked the new tendernwhere he was from and she told me OKC 🤣 what an act. He confirmed and asked me to keep it a secret.

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Most of my entire life I haven't felt the need own a gun because of if the way I live it, thesedays I am worried about how others are living it that may affect me. Always loved shooting, about to buy some and get practice.

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

Back in 2003 I learned an industry saying of "Do you want it done, right, cheap, or quick; you can pick 2 of the 3 options", DoGE is just being quick and it will cost us in the long run.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments