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squeakybeee.bsky.social
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i have never seen surveillance camera footage from an airplane nor train

hard launching a relationship on linkedin

went to add someone to my nso family group and got jumpscared by this (i didn’t see the “if” at first)

there’s this guy on tiktok that makes videos as a jamaican princess diana and it has to be the most ridiculous thing ever. i’m never deleting this app

influencers should be required to disclose all paid partnerships INCLUDING MUSIC! some of these songs are in so many tiktoks bc creators are being paid to use them and sometimes it’s so obvious

why is “tax evasion” one of the most memed-about crime. it’s the most boring one. you literally don’t do anything?

please be nice to your pharmacist! it’s rough out there

lots of jesus bots online recently

if a pickup truck is meant to haul things, what’s the point of a lift kit? wouldn’t that make it harder to load and unload

i’m at soup! soup for my family!

cleanest in the game

there’s gotta be a class action lawsuit against rideshare companies promising when drivers will pick you up. if i pay $5 more for the pickup in 5 minutes instead of 15, why am i given “pick up in 16 minutes” HELLO?

i need everyone to watch this waffle house slideshow that google made for me

YESTERDAY WAS NATIONAL TRAIN DAY? HOW DID I MISS THIS

“sign up” and “log in” should be equally accessible and visible on websites. i’ve already signed up. why do i have to go hunting for the login button. isn’t that what you WANTED

do they make these for adults

i will always watch a cricut tiktok ad. the creators sponsored by cricut always make such cool things. it’s a good product that doesn’t need fluffy marketing language, it really just sells itself.

i usually don’t like bugs but seeing an inchworm always makes my day ☀️

corporate drinking culture is lowkey out of control. i don’t drink so i’m excluded from about 50% of casual conversations with coworkers

kinda crazy when you think about shoe store inventory

prediction: amazon will buy walgreens

they are matching :D

i don’t spend enough time with my elbows straight. at a computer, on my phone… are there consequences to this.

i need to stop checking comment sections on tiktok. this conversation isn’t real

anyone saying “the coachella crowd didn’t deserve (artist)” because they couldn’t hear cheering needs a lesson in acoustics

my mom didn’t let me listen to pop radio growing up because howard stern was always on air. honestly understandable bc he sucks

hot take: i’d rather have a larger bezel on my phone and see my entire display instead of a notch that obscures a chunk of my screen ? i started using my ipod touch again and it makes so much more sense

the day i found out rhea ripley was married to a man was the worst day of my life

nobody says “wait” like squeex

am emotional thinking about jacob collier ugh i love him so much

who made sarah palin’s fursuit and are their comms open

turns out you can only watch movies & tv shows purchased from itunes IN the itunes program. it’s downloaded but vlc can’t open it. only itunes. he is trapped in itunes :( #iblamenolan #thanksobama

who started the trend of using lav mics wrong! please don’t hold it so close to your mouth it sounds very bad and LOUD

found this gem while on an ancestry spree

hey why is there so much talk about baby names? why don’t we ever consider names for adults? they’re not gonna be babies forever lol

bhangra looks like the final boss of cardio. it looks so fun though

there’s a false assumption of approachability and proximity when the creator is sitting at the computer “with” viewers and has the ability to read chat messages. it’s understandable that parasocial bonds are so common in the twitch ecosystem. therefore, streamers should go live while standing up

internet is fucked

drag king name idea: papa pill