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squeamysalami.likes.earth
23, mdni🌻 11/100 📚 shitposter and collector
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meeting an online friend irl for the first time and first thing he said upon getting settled in was "so we are having a twilight marathon right?" bro just simultaneously applied and got the roommate position if he wants it

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

"i have big boobs" "I have a fat ass" oh yea? well i have a mediocre personality at best

submitted 17 hours ago • 10 comments

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

my birthstone is a pin from a national park

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

you guys may think im fine but deep down im freaking out because twenty one pilots just announced their new tour

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

so fun fact, you actually can break your airbuds profile by listening to the same song over and over again

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

you're in his dms, im lost. who are we talking about? i stopped paying attention

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

and here's the current status of cats

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

everyone meet smoredor (yes, like mordor)

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment