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I’m actually gonna crash out why does my $7 shaken espresso have so much creamer it’s the color of creamer 😭😭😭 like please can we be consistent with our products

I want the AirPods Pro but my ear holes are too small

Remember when we just had film canisters lying around everywhere, filling up junk drawers, holding teeth and what not

The baker urge to spend $300 for a pastry laminator and have easy fresh croissants every day 😭

Oh no i fear Chappel Roan is a relatively unlikable person 😭😭 love her music tho

I really wish Apple would allow you to organize your apps and widgets on your phone through a desktop. They could make it so easy but instead my little wiggly apps are a mess

29 years on this planet and I’m still surprised at how short February is

I’m honestly so tired of matching clothes. Give me sets or dresses all summer. Set Girl Summer

Diva you do NOT need semaglutide to lose 20lbs. I’m gonna need yall to stop putting crazy shit in your body

I knew i had the Sunday scaries for a reason… it’s supposed to be cloudy and rainy for the next two weeks 😭

I have the Sunday scaries even though I’m off for the next 3 days 😂 The sun is finally out again and i dont want it to go down!!

I can feel my seasonal depression falling away today. It feels like I’m waking up from a long nap 😂

I think it’s about that time of year i binge on fig newtons then forget about them for another year

It’s a little late but hes got the spirit! 😂 happy Valentine’s Day!

I’m craving a glizzy rn

I have so many chores to do today but it’s storming right now and i can’t pull myself away from the window

My first dog as a kid chewed up my favorite stuffed animal. I’ve kept that little stuffed toy my entire life; really the only thing I’ve kept. My little Poppy, my first dog as an adult, found my stuffed animal in our garage and is trotting around the house with it just like my childhood dog 🥹

There was a man i met at the beach when my job was shut down for covid, he said he owned a jewelry store and could hire me, it turned out to be some weird mlm and he started getting so crazy and aggressive towards me. I was able to shake him off but he just texted me a picture of my parents house…

Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show was incredible! And the Samuel L Jackson feature? *chefs kiss*

Getting my mind juices flowing

I h a t e a quilted purse 💕

I hate how the political atmosphere has made me a conspiracy theorist but i still think there is something so fishy about that helicopter

It’s in the 40s right now.. as a Cali girl I am essentially a popsicle

How are you gonna do shit to piss me off all the time then get upset that I’m pissed off all the time?