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- xe/xem/xyr, pi/pem/per. - Actual shark irl, age 28. - USA Sudoku Team. - PIU Advanced Lv 9. - Splatoon 3 commentator & FA (SQ Gold+). - Icon by breeoche.carrd.co.
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"Order, order!" #art #fanart #tasquemanager #deltarune

GameCube Switch 2 Controller includes a gyroscope Source: x.com/sashibu2/sta...

NOT AGAIN

sharks do most socially congregate, and most hilariously feast

A friend asked me to centre her for a background :D

My favorite incubus @ramadebuzunar.bsky.social (they/them) #Art #DigitalArt #Rubber #Latex #Krita

BEAUTIFUL IMPERFECTION

callie doodle 🐙

For pride month, they/them only pronouns users should not be able to be targeted by mtg spells that say "his or her" in the card text

At the beginning of this pride month, I give you one of my fave @pseudonymjones.bsky.social pieces. I always think about this, because we are not clean cut and easy to define, and that is what makes us beautiful. And I will always point out: every word for us has been used as a slur.

“I’m queer” “Queer how, specifically?” “Come back with a warrant”

Happy pride

rainbow thresher sharks 🌈🦈

Happy pride

happy late 10th anniversary, splatoon 🎉 i hope splatoon 4 has soda in it

🌊TODAY is the final day of Phase 2 registration so we're giving away 2 free passes to 2 lucky people! To enter: 💙like 🔃retweet 🏷️tag 2 friends Save $10 on your registration by signing up before midnight tonight! Winners will be announced Monday, June 2nd!

If anyone needs a +1 for Super Jump, I'm available! I recently placed 4th of 24 teams in CC:LT #23 (D5 cap) with a pickup. #compsplatoon

“I paused my hedit to be here” got 4th in coral clash!!! ‼️🗣️

a friend posted about this elsewhere and i just had to see for myself. this "AI" nonsense is such a monumental grift, dude. there's no reason to be shoving this gussied up chatbot into every nook and cranny except to make loads of money. the tech isn't ready. it doesn't work. and it doesn't matter!

Just an fyi, the nonbinary equivalent is giving me $100

Introducing Anarchy NoVA, the punk rock Splatoon 3 LAN event serving the Northern Virginia, DC, and Maryland area! 🍤 Time: July 19th, 2025 @ 12:00 PM Location: The Outer Limits (Ashburn, VA) Signup link: www.start.gg/tournament/a... Discord: discord.gg/cMMXwF73 See you soon, NoVA... 🤟

Happy 10th anniversary Splatoon! Congrats on hitting the big 10! 🦑🎉 (click for full image) #スプラトゥーン10周年 #Splatoon10thAnniversary #Splatoon

it's really funny to live in a world where people are trying to argue that you don't exist while there's a separate group of people convinced that a bunch of auto-complete functions might be considered a person

lowkey tempted to roll up to the sendou.ink LFG page asking for midlevel scrims and vod reviews and tips rather than formal coaching or committed teammates

Hi I'm a #compsplatoon #freeagent and I'm looking for a team

Hey can anyone point me to the source of the "I give div zero fucks" soundbite #compsplatoon

Has anyone drawn Kasane Octo to go with Hatsune Inku

Shoutout to @lewispugh.bsky.social for swimming around Martha's Vineyard to raise awareness for sharks 🦈

I’ve just completed #TheSharkSwim 🏊‍♂️🦈📣 12 days & 59 miles around Martha’s Vineyard, where Jaws was filmed 50 years ago. It's been one of the toughest swims of my life. Cold water, relentless wind, big waves and the constant thought of what might be beneath me. But I swam here for a reason 👇

I think, if you're caught smurfing in a tournament on sendou.ink, you should have all your badges removed and be barred from earning any for at least a year, maybe permanently

🌊[ ジェス▶️YCH COM]🦈

Max Verstappen is four months younger than me and he's a four-time F1 world champion: yeah whatever that's fair Max Verstappen is four months younger than me and he's a parent: hold up, what? what the fuck??

I think it's cool that the Boston Museum of Science has the flag of New England flying outside. It's a neat flag.

blue prince

whenever i watch formula one i can't help but think of some ways i would optimize the sport. for instance, i think they should mount a fifth tire in the center of the undercarriage that's set about three inches lower than the other tires. they need to slow this sport down and add a little wobble

Every time you buy a Harry Potter product, you are financing the dismantling of trans rights