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squirrellee.bsky.social

🍉🌿🏳️‍🌈 Xennial autistic she/her. Linguistics, literature, leftism, games, media, metal, football & general nerd shit. Happily partnered. Used to be in a band. APS, CPSU ✊️ Naarm ❤️💛🖤

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Welcome to Wrexham has Pavlov'd me so hard I get teary at the opening theme

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you can stop believing if you want...

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias

submitted 666 days ago • 8 comments

Is this hell even fresh, bro?

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The enemy of my enemy is an even bigger little bitch

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

Casual Fridays are out, formal Fridays are in. We’re wearing ball gowns and long tailed tuxes. We’re calling for carriages and being announced every time we enter a room. We’re talking shit on the champagne and plotting against rival families, because that’s just what we do on Fridays now

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The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward dat booty

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President Trump and Elon Musk’s relationship is so badly damaged that they can no longer find solace in what brought them together in the first place, white supremacy and killing poor people.

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The myth of American exceptionalism has never been mythier

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More like Aziz Bae-ich amirite

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My Royal Melbourne Hospital Emergency Department review: Care ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Facilities ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Food ⭐️⭐️ Queer-presenting nursing staff ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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Ride the Lightning is by far my favourite song about straddling electrical discharges

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Waiting for the blood doctor to decide which anticoagulant matches my vibe but they gave me codeine so it's cool

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Whoever named crumpets should have been allowed to name more things.

submitted 4 days ago • 13 comments

Get you a girl who uses her powers for evil

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Waiting rooms should have floor mats for those of us who hate chairs

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The Onion Knight being on a flotilla trying to smuggle aid past the blockade of an ethnostate committing war crimes is peak 2025 juxtaposition of beauty and horror

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cognitive recline

submitted 82 days ago • 4 comments

I dont know who needs to hear this, but you can keep your jaw clenched and your shoulders tense. Go ahead and fuck shit up.

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

Let the good end times roll.

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments

My thermometer: you have a low grade fever Me: where did I lose marks?? 🥺

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I think my favourite thing about the internet is that you can come and go as you please and stay as long or as little as you like.

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

The less-hated Victorian football team won and the banter was q u a l i t y

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Hey, fellas, try not to put the ick in dick today. (inspirational)

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

The birds that suddenly appear every time I'm near are circling vultures.

submitted 10 days ago • 21 comments

I saw someone "Hear me out' Richard Ayoade and I don't understand how anyone could not assume he's universally accepted as a sex symbol

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I deserve a treat for not making even one single joke when the doc said I'm deficient in vitamin D

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

God forbid a woman enjoy a nice time in the woods

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

The actress Elizabeth Debicki’s full name is Elizabeth The Biscuit.

submitted 10 days ago • 9 comments

There were thunder bolts and lightning last night. It was very very frightening. Galileo was there for some reason.

submitted 11 days ago • 9 comments

Updated list of my safe foods I would not trust even a Michelin-starred chef to get ~Correct~: 1. Vegemite toast 2. Indomie Mi Goreng noodles (ramen)

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

A traveling show full of CGI motion capture performers. The Andy Circus.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

String Theory. A Thread.

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

I have an irregular patch of red, sore skin for which I have no current explanation so I can only assume it's necrotising fasciitis and I will soon die

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Sitting amok

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

bluesky is neither dead nor alive but a secret third thing (gay)

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

If I could have dinner with any figure from the past it would have to be Adolf Hitler. Say what you will about him, but that dinner would be fascinating and a pristine opportunity to poison him with some kind of radiation that causes Diarrhoea death

submitted 12 days ago • 9 comments

I dreamt of you last night. You didn’t like me there, either.

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