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it/She 23 certified stalkerbait aspiring femcel [REDACTED] your landlord
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submitted 9 hours ago • 8 comments

by age 30, plushies should take up at LEAST half of your bed. get your stuffy up not your money up

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

innocent puppies 🤝 evil cats

submitted 1 day ago • 26 comments

Me when I say my wifey kisses better than you

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

good morning 🖤

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

CW: piss "A trans woman peed here, which means she didn't pee in my mouth"-sticker

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

It rules being a tranny because you tune into the news on a random day and find yourself confronted with some new story like "New budget specifically says 'we wont cover healthcare for trannies. specifically those people'" and then i have to go back to work like everything is normal for 8 hours

submitted 2 days ago • 22 comments

Hey friends its your friendly political operative who has lots of legal friends with a very important message: DON’T TALK ABOUT COMMITTING CRIMES ON SOCIAL MEDIA

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

the democrats like putting ancient dying people in important jobs because 'our guy died' is a good excuse for doing nothing useful

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

brain? rotted girls? frotted

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

she’s probably sad,,, send her audio of u calling her a good girl

submitted 4 days ago • 14 comments

sometimes i slip an edible into my little sisters food just so she'll obey me when i tell her to act as a footrest while i play video games

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

No no no darling, *people* get to speak, you're kept muzzled

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

Catgirl running to school with a whole mousegirl hanging from her mouth

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

WHICH ONE OF YOU TRANSSEXUALS SHOWED HIDEAKI ANNO WARHOUND

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

May it be excruciatingly painful and may his rotting brain stave off dementia long enough to confront the horror of death A butcher responsible for countless deaths, among some of historys greatest monsters

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

when youre being mean to me just know this is who youre being mean to

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

ooo shiny collar ! ^~^ *bites u and gets zapped* owww !! *bites u and gets zapped* oowww !! *bites u and gets zapped* oowhnnn,, *bites u and gets zapped* ouughhggg,,, *bites u and gets zapped* mmfgghfuuckk,,,, *drools on u and gets zapped* p,p,,lease,,, wwruff,,

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

im so glad people who hate piracy are dumb stupid idiots that live on the other side of the internet from me and i never have to interact with them

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

redraw of a cute comic by @ mewochy on tumblr feat. @purplepuppaws.bsky.social

submitted 50 days ago • 15 comments

i'm sorry?? there's a mech pilot in the latest gquuuuuux episode who's been psychologically and chemically repurposed for combat effectiveness, and they gave her a muzzle and a corset??? which one of my oomfies sent the gundam writer's mechsploitation fics

submitted 10 days ago • 18 comments

submitted 231 days ago • 1 comment

So true, subway advertisement, so true.

submitted 17 days ago • 10 comments

if you don't have at least 1 kink that's too embarrassing to even post about on bsky then i think ur either repressed or boring

submitted 18 days ago • 68 comments

Cast more trans women in your games, shows, etc. Cast them as trans women. Cast them as cis women. Cast them as the helpful cute creature. Cast them as the groaning zombie sfx. Cast them as the narrator. Cast them as anything they feel comfortable auditioning for.

submitted 20 days ago • 15 comments

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

My Glameow after sneaking out at 2am because it saw me spend the entire day in the Game Corner

submitted 187 days ago • 2 comments

inc’est La vie

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

It's nothing a cigarette and another cigarette and maybe perhaps a third cigarette can't fix

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

big sis who secretly lusts after her little sis but (barely) manages to stop herself from acting on it x slutty teasing little sis about to get more than she bargained for

submitted 23 days ago • 4 comments

Don’t forget!! 199 other people got kidnapped with no pushback because they’re “criminals”

submitted 35 days ago • 16 comments

this is becoming a vocal stim send help

submitted 38 days ago • 12 comments

Reposting this for no particular reason

submitted 197 days ago • 225 comments

BAU BAU

submitted 38 days ago • 5 comments

some new items up in the shop! ashleyloob.bigcartel.com

submitted 45 days ago • 5 comments

Compliments from girls go hard

submitted 258 days ago • 20 comments

feeding this to my 6 pound white crusty-eyed ankle biter with every disease

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

you can still tell lies dw

submitted 42 days ago • 14 comments

submitted 118 days ago • 41 comments

good morning, you’re beautiful 💞

submitted 42 days ago • 16 comments

this is how it feels to be ace and extremely horny

submitted 633 days ago • 79 comments

goodnight

submitted 42 days ago • 5 comments