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Birds sound so beautiful until you hear them at 4am (you got off work at 2am) 🫩🫩🫩🫩

Dems never stand for anything and get surprised when their legs give out

Again I'd like to reiterate THE NEW YORK TIMES ARE A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

Remember all the assholes in 2003 who insisted that we’d be greeted as liberators and called you anti-American for opposing the war and then changed their minds many years later to pretend like they always opposed the war? They’re doing the same schtick again.

The boy who cried wolf has a better track record than Israel

wracking my brains to think of someone who would have had access to a police uniform, a police-issue plate carrier, and a police car

We need to track liquor store sales near the Pentagon for Hegseth

I want to believe that humans will realize we are better than this imperialist capitalist bull shit

BREAKING: A few minutes ago, a vehicle of three people was rammed by a truck belonging to federal immigration authorities in Boyle Heights, CA. According to security footage shown to me, they deployed chemical munitions & detained the driver at gunpoint. All are US citizens according to the wife.

so like is bluesky gonna FOREVER get mad when you post a steam replay video?

Little do people know but it actually stands for Leftist Antifa Police Department 🧐

It's funny how people always talk about how fortunate the release date of Animal Crossing New Horizons was cause people were making public appeals for Nintendo to drop it early

The new lil Wayne album sounds like music from a game Guru Larry would talk about

people haven't considered that ai customer service chat bots have no soul so you dont have to stress about not being annoying

How Barry Bonds tries to carry Kanye West when people say "he made Graduation tho!"

There's probably a guy many even who went to bed and woke up to Rome being gone

elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”

"but he made OK COMPUTER"

It's kinda crazy how the Cross has become a symbol like that shit is a death penalty method imagine if a guillotine or an electric chair became a massive religious symbol

Come outside 👼

Ts sinking

Conservatives will rage about Mexicans taking jobs then celebrate AI taking jobs

We were likely years away from making HIV a thing of the past. Humanity triumphing over one of its worst diseases Instead we'll live in a world where people continue getting sick because of a greedy few who didn't want to pay their fair share of taxes

I fucking hate mosquitoes like yeah girl you can have the blood I understand babies gotta eat but like goddamn can you not make me itch and spread disease 🙄

Some people really wake up and think "hmmmmmm I think today I'll get a 5th corny tattoo"