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Friends are gushing about a movie franchise they love and it’s taking all my willpower to not go on a rant about how I think the first movie was a crime against film and story telling. The CGI edged on the uncanny valley and the plot made NO GODDAMN SENSE!

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I have been studying for three hours today. On one side I’m proud of myself and would like to reward my effort with game time. On the other hand I HAVE BARELY STUDIED IN 7 DAYS AND AM ABOUT TO PASS MY PLANNED DEADLINE! 😰😰😰😰😰

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

This is what I call high art. #Roosevelt #anti-trust #fuckmonopolies

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Instructor: Click on HKEY_CURRENT_CONFIG, you'll see you- Brain: CAN WE PLAY VIDEO GAMES!? THAT ANIME JUST RELEASED A NEW EPISODE! WHAT DO YOU THINK IS HAPPENING IN THE GROUP CHAT? YOUR ROOM IS MESSY! I WANT ICE CREAM! WE SHOULD REDECORATE! IS IT NAP TIME? Me:

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t really know why, but it feels like we could really use another rootin’ tootin’ Nazi shootin’ game now more than ever, don’tcha think? #wolfenstein

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

I’ve been staring at this couch for so long I’m worried it’ll file a restraining order on me before I can afford it. a.co/d/4hDzZx9

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Want to vent but there’s too many things I want to vent about! 😫

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

@necromolds.bsky.social imnotangryimnotangryimnotangryimnotangryimnotangryimnotangryimnotangryimnotangryimnotangryimnotangryimnotangryimnotangryimnotangryimnotangry … Okay, maybe I’m a little angry.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Some people need a life coach. I need a life parent. Make me do my chores and stop me from watching anime all day and I WILL FEED YOU!

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Why is leather (real or fake) such a popular material for chairs!? It’s not as soft as fabric nor does it allow your skin to breathe! I live in southeast Texas, the very edge of America’s Armpit! Backsweat soaked shirts should NOT be the price of luxury!!!

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Mooooom! BLUESKY WON'T LET ME POST PICTURES AGAAAAAIN!

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Judgy cat casts judgement upon you!

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submitted 28 days ago • 82 comments

I just installed an extension on my tablet to block all YouTube Shorts. Can’t get drunk at the bar if they aren’t able to serve you alcohol!!!

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

The man I used to worship is coming to town this year and I am conflicted. He said some really stupid shit in 2023 and I keep awaiting the day he comes back to his senses to be the counter-culture icon I adored again. Dumb wishful thinking, I know, but it’s hard to let go of your heroes.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

You know what drives me crazy? We made money up! You can't eat it. It won't shelter you from the elements. It won't heal your wounds or cure diseases. It won't hold you or love you or move your soul. But the people who run everything see it as more important than all the things it can't do.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

All out of cookies and ice cream but the grocery stores are closed like it's some sort of "holiday" or something.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like I need to get one of those shock bracelets to give me a little zap every time I lay on the couch for too long. 😬 I need to be at my desk more where my stuff is!

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

My cat is harassing me while I try and study. Give up and play video games? ✔️Yes ❌No

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

This is literally just two pillows stapled onto an office chair.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

This chair looks comfy. Too comfy… 🤨🤨🤨 Unconsciously pulls out credit card

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Interpersonal drama is just so fascinating to watch (though not always entertaining) but like the 40K Universe it is not something I EVER want to actually live through. I am chaotic neutral. CHAOTIC. I am Switzerland with an itchy trigger finger and a whooooole bunch of bodies in the basement.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

In the very unlikely event that I make it big as a streamer and get my head stuck up my ass in the process, I want to give my current and future friends and followers my blessing to throw me under the bus. None of you are obligated to defend me or side with me if I do or say something stupid.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Hooman! I can't reach! Get over here so I can smack yous! #cats

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

🎶🎶🎶 I got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby Come with me Friday, don't say maybe I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby, Like you Oooh... 🎶🎶🎶

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Finally got around to decorating my office!

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

I haven’t watched anime in over a week.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

How to prove you’re a boring, uncultured person to me in 2 seconds: Mispronounce “calliope”.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

stealing this from tumblr.. it's about community!!!

submitted 40 days ago • 5 comments

Woe is me! I'm just a poor harmless little kitty cat who couldn't hurt a fly. If someone was to try and scritch my tummy I'd be HELPLESS to stop them.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Installed new drawers, added a hook in the closet to hang up my wet vac, threw out a bunch of junk, organized my linens, and did ALL the laundry. My home still looks like a disaster. 🥲

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like I’ve developed a supernatural 6th sense for when YouTubers are about to segue way into a sponsored ad. Doesn’t matter how sneaky they are I ALWAYS see it coming and it scares me!

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

submitted 43 days ago • 882 comments

Amazon suddenly thinks I need a robotic pool cleaner. Mr. Bezos, I can’t even afford a backyard! Exactly what in my shopping history makes you assume I have a pool!?!? (And before anyone asks, no I haven’t ordered inflatable toys. My cat would destroy those immediately)

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

being a game dev is knowing sometimes 10/10 is too much but 11/10 is just right

submitted 45 days ago • 38 comments

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Friends are gushing about a movie franchise they love and it’s taking all my willpower to not go on a rant about how I think the first movie was a crime against film and story telling. The CGI edged on the uncanny valley and the plot made NO GODDAMN SENSE!

I have been studying for three hours today. On one side I’m proud of myself and would like to reward my effort with game time. On the other hand I HAVE BARELY STUDIED IN 7 DAYS AND AM ABOUT TO PASS MY PLANNED DEADLINE! 😰😰😰😰😰

This is what I call high art. #Roosevelt #anti-trust #fuckmonopolies

Instructor: Click on HKEY_CURRENT_CONFIG, you'll see you- Brain: CAN WE PLAY VIDEO GAMES!? THAT ANIME JUST RELEASED A NEW EPISODE! WHAT DO YOU THINK IS HAPPENING IN THE GROUP CHAT? YOUR ROOM IS MESSY! I WANT ICE CREAM! WE SHOULD REDECORATE! IS IT NAP TIME? Me:

Don’t really know why, but it feels like we could really use another rootin’ tootin’ Nazi shootin’ game now more than ever, don’tcha think? #wolfenstein

I’ve been staring at this couch for so long I’m worried it’ll file a restraining order on me before I can afford it. a.co/d/4hDzZx9

Want to vent but there’s too many things I want to vent about! 😫

@necromolds.bsky.social imnotangryimnotangryimnotangryimnotangryimnotangryimnotangryimnotangryimnotangryimnotangryimnotangryimnotangryimnotangryimnotangryimnotangry … Okay, maybe I’m a little angry.

Some people need a life coach. I need a life parent. Make me do my chores and stop me from watching anime all day and I WILL FEED YOU!

Why is leather (real or fake) such a popular material for chairs!? It’s not as soft as fabric nor does it allow your skin to breathe! I live in southeast Texas, the very edge of America’s Armpit! Backsweat soaked shirts should NOT be the price of luxury!!!

Mooooom! BLUESKY WON'T LET ME POST PICTURES AGAAAAAIN!

Judgy cat casts judgement upon you!

I just installed an extension on my tablet to block all YouTube Shorts. Can’t get drunk at the bar if they aren’t able to serve you alcohol!!!

The man I used to worship is coming to town this year and I am conflicted. He said some really stupid shit in 2023 and I keep awaiting the day he comes back to his senses to be the counter-culture icon I adored again. Dumb wishful thinking, I know, but it’s hard to let go of your heroes.

You know what drives me crazy? We made money up! You can't eat it. It won't shelter you from the elements. It won't heal your wounds or cure diseases. It won't hold you or love you or move your soul. But the people who run everything see it as more important than all the things it can't do.

All out of cookies and ice cream but the grocery stores are closed like it's some sort of "holiday" or something.

I feel like I need to get one of those shock bracelets to give me a little zap every time I lay on the couch for too long. 😬 I need to be at my desk more where my stuff is!

My cat is harassing me while I try and study. Give up and play video games? ✔️Yes ❌No

This is literally just two pillows stapled onto an office chair.

This chair looks comfy. Too comfy… 🤨🤨🤨 Unconsciously pulls out credit card

Interpersonal drama is just so fascinating to watch (though not always entertaining) but like the 40K Universe it is not something I EVER want to actually live through. I am chaotic neutral. CHAOTIC. I am Switzerland with an itchy trigger finger and a whooooole bunch of bodies in the basement.

In the very unlikely event that I make it big as a streamer and get my head stuck up my ass in the process, I want to give my current and future friends and followers my blessing to throw me under the bus. None of you are obligated to defend me or side with me if I do or say something stupid.

Hooman! I can't reach! Get over here so I can smack yous! #cats

🎶🎶🎶 I got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby Come with me Friday, don't say maybe I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby, Like you Oooh... 🎶🎶🎶

Finally got around to decorating my office!

I haven’t watched anime in over a week.

How to prove you’re a boring, uncultured person to me in 2 seconds: Mispronounce “calliope”.

stealing this from tumblr.. it's about community!!!

Woe is me! I'm just a poor harmless little kitty cat who couldn't hurt a fly. If someone was to try and scritch my tummy I'd be HELPLESS to stop them.

Installed new drawers, added a hook in the closet to hang up my wet vac, threw out a bunch of junk, organized my linens, and did ALL the laundry. My home still looks like a disaster. 🥲

I feel like I’ve developed a supernatural 6th sense for when YouTubers are about to segue way into a sponsored ad. Doesn’t matter how sneaky they are I ALWAYS see it coming and it scares me!

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Amazon suddenly thinks I need a robotic pool cleaner. Mr. Bezos, I can’t even afford a backyard! Exactly what in my shopping history makes you assume I have a pool!?!? (And before anyone asks, no I haven’t ordered inflatable toys. My cat would destroy those immediately)

being a game dev is knowing sometimes 10/10 is too much but 11/10 is just right

ihatestudyingihatestudyingihatestudyingihatestudyingihatestudyingihatestudyingihatestudyingihatestudyingihatestudyingihatestudyingihatestudyingihatestudyingihatestudyingihatestudyingihatestudyingihatestudyingihatestudyingihatestudyingihatestudyingihatestudyingihatestudyingihatestudyingihatestudying

Fuzzy black tummy marshmallow. #cats

This guy is right and now I am concerned. youtu.be/BaGaeBWHJis?...