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#awkwardzombie #927: Washout of Control (Metaphor: ReFantazio)

From The Archives: You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President theonion.com/you-peo...

Reminder you have to keep tweeting "glad it's public now" after something big announced. It makes you seem like an industry insider even if you have no knowledge of the announcement before. You have plausible deniability because you could just be happy the news is public.

“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration

"prove you're 3D" OK BET

watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

Metaphor: ReFantazio (Steam) is $38.69 on Gamebillet buff.ly/4juD0WQ XSX $24.99 Woot buff.ly/VC3KBL9 Deck playable

(tired and drunk while playing Clue) Fuck I dunno...

IT’S REALLY BAD THAT THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WILL SEE FAKE PHOTOSHOPPED POSTS ON TWITTER POSTED BY NAZIS AND BELIEVE THEM

Trump’s Support Surges After He Points Gun At Nation

im so pissed off i saw this awful post and now i can't stop saying when the anime has lore

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

could you cook an entire cup of rice and eat it in one sitting for 5 million dollars? the catch: you're allowed to call the fire department as many times as you want, but $10 will be subtracted from your winnings each time you do unless you dial them by accident or just want to ask them a question

what?

i don’t think pete hegseth has been doing a good job. sorry to have to put it like that but i just don’t

one of my favorite recent onion headlines

Anyone Mind If This White Boy Speaks a Little Italiano This Evening?

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...

Nation Can’t Believe It On Harvard’s Side

it’s genuinely so funny that america voted in trump and almost immediately were like “we are doomed”. perhaps the dumbest country out there right now

Chris Columbus Admits There Are Hours Of ‘Home Alone 2’ Outtakes Featuring Trump Saying Racial Slurs

#P4AU

great twitter ad

Metaphor: ReFantazio Junah 1/7 Complete Figure up for preorder on CD Japan ($141) buff.ly/DtJXSf5 amiami $160 buff.ly/MIU1Ns6 HLJ buff.ly/mpppHES

anyone who is acting like the US and el salvadore simply accidently deported the wrong people and can’t find them is lying because they don’t want to admit they rather like that fascistic deporting of political enemies into death camps is essentially legal now

this is the end of sensei

Outer Wilds (Steam) is $11.19 on Gamebillet, DLC $7.37 buff.ly/Nz4jl8A $14.99 US PSN buff.ly/ogvpPMv Deck verified

Okay, small gossip report because I'm dying from laughing

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh apnews.com/article/mahm...

Markets are #bullish on cum

"Here come Dat Boi, oh shit Here he Is!" - Meme I just saw that scared me

i’m going to repair the economy by making interesting sports videos

Witnessing the deathblow for the MCU: