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“He has always worked hard to put food on the table for us and my mom,” said Alejandro. “He was always careful and always did his taxes on time. He never caused any problems and he is known as a kind and helping person by everyone in our community.” santanero.org/2025/06/21/l...

submitted 15 hours ago • 346 comments

Stan Dalone Recommends: Spicy Dill Pickle Goldfish #StanDaloneRecommends

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

After Trump bombs Iran, Clinton stands up, and walks over to the microphone… he can no longer be silent… he must say something… and that something is…. “Vote for Cuomo”

submitted 23 hours ago • 21 comments

Forget the campaigns, forget their legislative histories: if Harris or Clinton *actually* cared, they would have issued statements last night condemning the attacks. Same as Obama, Biden (if he’s not brain dead). If they cared about any of this they’d be 1940s Herbert Hoover all the time

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GET YOUR WAR ON by the great David Rees, nearly 24 (!) years ago. www.mnftiu.cc/category/gyw...

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submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

What message does it send, especially to women, that the democrats will pull out all the stops to rally around a disgraced fucking rapist rather than let a socialist win a single mayoral election? I’m so tired of this shit dude

submitted 3 days ago • 65 comments

damn dude

submitted 4 days ago • 53 comments

I like songs that let me know when I’m messing with a son of a bitch.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

LAPD and LA Sheriffs tried to prevent two large protests from joining together in downtown and both departments ended up hitting EACH OTHER with impact munitions from across the same interesection.

submitted 8 days ago • 236 comments

Can I get a big ol’ lol in the chat?

submitted 9 days ago • 210 comments

From a medical standpoint, just looking at the evidence presented, this is probably his last birthday.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Does he not know what went on?

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

When a cabinet member announces "We are using the military to liberate an American city from its elected leaders," where do you go from there. What is left to say. The idea of that being anything short of a near-universal "Wait, what the fuck is going on" moment proves how far we've backslid.

submitted 10 days ago • 289 comments

When Donald Trump watches Total Recall (1990), he roots for Cohagen. Follow Stan Dalone if you like tweets like this!

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Baseball’s On youtu.be/eSVe7FBJ2f8

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

How old is this old fucking asshole?

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

I’m watching the President die of old age live on TV!

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments