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Carl Sagan cosmos but with 40k lore

Ya'll why does every single right-wing vtuber sound like an amalgamated Asmongold. Are the cockroaches becoming sentient? Was the internet one grand mistake?

True. Based even.

Wow this new WW barrier skip is incredibly easy

disrespectful that people are spreading this image around of the president looking at his own penis while urinating

Sucking not an option!

The most pristine chicken I've ever found, this past summer in Wisconsin. #fungifriends #mushroom

The Observatory 🐋🌟

I'm proud of Bluesky for making it into the bracket of social media where there's random AI porn accounts, people meaninglessly throwing the word woke around and unintelligible finance bro posting. Keep it up.

I fucking love Dutch charities. It's super cool to donate money to a good cause and then getting stuck with gambling ads. How is this shit even legal.

whao

I wish that were me too

Pusheen fridge magnets are a life changer.

never enough sharks 🦈

Pokémon trainer based off a shampoo bottle.

Can anyone point me to a mantis blade vendor? Legality is optional. Thank you.

if you dont get one of these avatars in 2025 every woman you know will turn lesbain

i think bidets should have a screen pull up with a star fox 64 style pov pointed at ur asshole so u can aim the stream directly at the hitbox

gnort's graduation photo

i believe this is an important image in our postmodern age