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This bag of dicks blows through a stop sign without even slowing down and nearly hits me, then has the audacity to flip me off??? I fucking hate Scottsdale.

Looks like somebody felt the Tesla in my apartment complexes parking lot needed a little extra badging…

Slight conspiracy theory vibe here, but what's the likelihood that the pope kicked sometime on easter and they just withheld notification until the next day as to not have the events overlap? 🤔

Our Secretary of Education doesn't know the difference between artificial intelligence and fucking steak sauce. We'll be spraying Brawndo on our crops soon.

Fuck you Phoenix.

I wonder if there will be ay insider trading investigations of all of Tangerine Shitler's cronies who bought stock after he tanked the market with tariffs, then rescinded them days later to cause a market rebound.

This is the lord's work right here.

Yet another reason to fuck over Adobe whenever you can. Here are some alternatives to their overpriced products:

I just saw someone refer to Phony Stark as Herr Plügz and I fractured my spleen from laughing.

But YOU were supposed to suffer, not ME!!!

In bed before midnight? That’s unpossible!

It’s fucking March. MARCH!

Excellent

Devour feculence.

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