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Well that's nice

Thank

Posting this picture on Instagram is how I found out my dad has notifications turned on for every post of mine. Woo.

There is undeniable human suffering happening at this very moment and it occupies a very active portion of my brain, but I am once again thinking about the horses and I needed you to know that.

They’re both Kanye.

sorry boss, can't do any work today. i gotta eat chips while i scroll the internet watching the two most powerful men on the planet crash out. this one's looking good

Oops bought a new blanket

I really need TikTok animals to stop dying

leafs, THIS is who you’re disappointing

Brad Marchand against the Leafs

Excellent

every shot of Maple Leaf Square

On the plus side, Drake lost* a million dollars tonight. *it's through his shady brand deal with a gambling company, so he's mostly playing with house money doing something predatory towards young and impressional fans — ie, his standard operating procedure

Here come the Leafs

The material cause of your team being bad is that the players aren't very good. The formal cause is that they lose so many games. The efficient cause is that the people who run the team are unwise. The final cause is for you to suffer.

Well damn

Lights, camera, bitch smile, even when you wanna die

Are you shopping online while standing in line?

Where does the good go

I just want to know why Grey's Anatomy did all cover songs with the same whiny dude for like two seasons. It's a nightmare and I hate it so much.

Would die for Ms. Rachel

Actually the best life advice I ever got: Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly. A half-cleaned room is better than an uncleaned room. Occasionally flossing is better than never flossing. A 10-minute workout is better than no workout. When it’s all you can do to get out of bed, get out of bed.

Ah yes, the great battle of Milk vs LaCroix

UNHAND SCOTT LAUGHTON

On a lighter note, the Eagles fans who met at the Super Bowl parade got married and the Vows story is really quite sweet www.nytimes.com/2025/05/02/s...

I HATE PUCK OVER THE GLASS

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Listen, I think it would be cool if the Leafs won this year

Dr. T has built himself a nice little team here

I love watching Shayne Gostisbehere play hockey

That's my bff Cale Makar

Saul Goodman would have been so good at TikTok

If the next person who rings my doorbell during the work day isn't on fire, they are going to get a swift slap in their face. I have a sign, do not ring my damn doorbell. It takes a hour for Bear to calm down after being doorbell activated and I don't have the patience for this foolishness anymore.

Has anyone asked how the tariffs affect the Toronto Maple Leafs yet

For those of you who wonder what it's like to live in Philadelphia, today our City Council introduced a resolution calling on the NFL to abandon its attempt to ban the Tush Push.

I like that Dunkin is dropping the Donuts from their name because it's spelled doughnuts and anything otherwise makes my eyes itch

Remember when Ron Hextall held a press conference across the street from Skate Zone after he got fired? We don't talk about how insane that was often enough

There's an axolotl on the pink stairs is an axolotl supposed to be there if you ask an axolotl if he'll be back tomorrow a penguin waddles in and now the axolotl's gone