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That’s a lot of Duolingoing.

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I just found some retirement calculators on my company’s HR website and remembered the pension-eligible part-time work I did at the turn of the century. Does anyone know the number for J. G. Wentworth?

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MAKE AMERICA (relive the) GREAT (depression) AGAIN

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Best news of the day!!

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RIP Callin' Oates. Thanks for the memories, @selviano.bsky.social

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment

Fixed it, and fixed it GOOD. ;) (Sound UP)

submitted 107 days ago • 41 comments

Conan: You know, Anora is having a good night. That's great news. Two wins already. I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian.

submitted 107 days ago • 356 comments

Shazam!

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Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building theonion.com/son-of-...

submitted 108 days ago • 54 comments

Is it just me, or has #NYTGames connections been unusually difficult this past week or so?

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

I solved the 2/21/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 6:06! Yes, 6:06. I got stuck on three connected clues.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Strands #355 “"To infinity and beyond!"” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🔵🟡🔵🔵

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Hear me out...

submitted 116 days ago • 3 comments

Starting to think the right’s mEmE KiNg WhO LeGaLiZeD CoMedY is actually just a whiny little bitch with a fragile ego.

submitted 116 days ago • 703 comments

Anyone else see that Cybertruck stuck in the snow while the Honda Fit drives right past it? Pretty much sums up America vs rest of the world.

submitted 116 days ago • 432 comments

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

submitted 156 days ago • 104 comments

Connections Puzzle #621 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Finally! An easy one!

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Their arms just do that now.

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DOGE By The Numbers theonion.com/doge-by...

submitted 117 days ago • 185 comments

"According to one source with direct knowledge, North Carolina senator Thom Tillis told people that the FBI warned him about 'credible death threats' when he was considering voting against Pete Hegseth’s nomination for defense secretary. Tillis ultimately provided the crucial 50th vote." #ncpol

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Fixed it 😘💅🍔

submitted 118 days ago • 86 comments

Thursday’s front page of the British Daily Star. Putin’s Poodle

submitted 118 days ago • 542 comments

Wordle 1,342 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t watch the news much. Is this Blair Witch Project cam on WRAL new? 😵‍💫🥴😵‍💫🥴

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

This guy called Zelenksy a dictator this morning.

submitted 118 days ago • 161 comments

DEI is the most popular thing in this list lmao

submitted 118 days ago • 68 comments

I solved the 2/19/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:39!

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Strands #353 “Pick your own prefix” 🔵🔵💡🔵 🔵🔵🟡🔵 🔵🔵 Took a minute for this one to sink in.

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Connections Puzzle #619 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 “Hey, the cock crowed three times! It’s in the Bible!” –George Carlin

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Wordle 1,341 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Strands #352 “Ouch!” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🟡🔵 Wait, platypii have stingers? God made them jokers from the parts bin, didn’t he!?

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Connections Puzzle #618 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 That’s a new order for me.

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Wordle 1,340 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 You say that like it’s a real word.

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Trump Cutbacks Force FAA To Unplug Giant Magnet That Keeps Planes In Air theonion.com/trump-c...

submitted 119 days ago • 77 comments

The sledgehammer approach is madness. America is not a company you can strip for parts.

submitted 119 days ago • 137 comments

Strands #351 “Sun shade” 🔵🟡🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

This is the way.

submitted 120 days ago • 9 comments

Thanks to that foolishly incompetent buffoon, Elon Musk, meddling with the FAA, this is back to being the safest way to travel in the USA:

submitted 120 days ago • 111 comments

Connections Puzzle #617 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 You only need to know three of them.

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Wordle 1,339 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 81/99 Luck 72/99 I don’t know how I did it, but I did it!

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments