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Boughetto…

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My 2 hour gym session has concluded for the day.

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She’s an idiot

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In other news after 2 long years, I have successfully secured my settlement from the car accident in May 2023. This is my winning season. Leaving the country with a bang. The Capricorn in me plan to invest a portion of the funds. 💰💰🤑

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RIP, Norm.

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I had to apologize to people at work in advance, the gym was so intense this morning…..I’m walking funny & my whole body feels like it’s screaming. Send HELP! 😫 #NoPainNoGain

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Sounds about right

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Oh, so dramatic! 😂 When the rain is very heavy, the Fiery-throated Hummingbirds can't fly, so they land on a branch or the walkway and shake and shimmy and contort themselves, trying to dry out. It's a little upsetting the first time you observe this behavior, but they're fine. #hummingbirds #bird

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In recent days, I have spotted 5 vehicles with North Carolina license plates here in Los Angeles. 🥺

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You were once youthful & carefree……then one day you wake up excited about buying a new shower curtain & liner, life comes at you fast. 😲

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Meanwhile on the news this morning here in Los Angeles…… 🫩

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I don’t care how much I’m in love with someone, I will NEVA get matching tattoos with them. I learned my lesson from Angelina Jole & Billy Bob Thornton. Anht Anht. 😂😂🤣

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The thirst out

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My gym crush looking hot as ever… yum. 🥵

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I have received confirmation from Canadian Immigration that I am free to move to Canada at any time; however, please note that I will not be authorized to work until my Visa paperwork is fully processed, a procedure that may take up to six months. 🫠

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Kamala Harris looks absolutely marvelous at the Met Gala. 🔥

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This is the mood for the rest of the year

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I really love this look #MetGala

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Khaby Lame was JUST a tiktok kid a few years ago. This look though is KILLING IT! YAAAAASSS #redcarpet #Unapologetic #MetGala2025

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Rap Icon Lauryn Hill for the 2025 #MetGala #fashionsky

submitted 18 days ago • 273 comments

Jodie Turner-Smith serving Bridgerton #METGALA 2025 🔥

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It was truly refreshing to see that American men's fashion can be anything but boring, safe & basic. Last night served as a testament to that. #MetGala2025

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t use Food Delivery services (Uber Eats, Grub Hub, Door Dash, etc)…..if don’t pick up my food myself while it’s Hot & fresh, it ain’t happening. It’s also wasteful, lazy & expensive….I rather use that money for something else.

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That is all!

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My move from America to Toronto, Ontario, Canada is getting closer. 🇨🇦

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Considering the current hostile treatment of immigrants and international tourists, it may be justified for other countries to boycott the 2028 Olympics in the U.S. by avoiding travel to this country, as we do not deserve to host this event.

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Dear Canada- Please accept our deepest apologies from all decent Americans embarrassed by the obnoxious trolling from our man-baby-in-chief who is lacking in both intelligence & any impulse-control whatsoever. ❤️ from your neighbors below, 🇺🇸 #MakeAmericaNormalAgain

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Congratulations Canada, y’all did the right thing!🇨🇦

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😏

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People are trifling. I got to my car this morning to see someone stole the rear windshield wiper off the back of my car. Are you that cheap & lazy to buy one yourself at the parts department at the Volvo dealership? 😒

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I’ve been in my feelings today, I want to be love. My feelings are warranted, my time will come. ❤️

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The downfall of KFC was when they took those potato wedges off its menu.

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The Pope after meeting JD Vance was like, I’ve had enough of this bullshit & checked out. ✌🏾

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A cheat day in Santa Barbara with a strawberry cream cheese crepe with Nutella.

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🤣👇🤣

submitted 34 days ago • 207 comments

New beginnings. Renewal. Triumph over grief. Life. A Happy Easter, to all who observe.

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Happy Easter! 🐰🐣

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🥰

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Dinner: Shrimp Taco, Fish Taco & Mole Poblano Taco 🌮

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me and my mixed music genres all together in a playlist 😭😭

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Coachella (weekend 2) / Easter & 4/20 all on 1 weekend. Talk about BIG fun.

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Here in Southern California, aloe blooms when planted outside.

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I’ve always wondered why some of our Black elders pronounce the word ‘mature’ as ‘ma-tour’? 🤔

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This is the beginning of my Winning Season. Watch if you’re smart. 🏆

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My new car arrived this morning. 🙌🏾🥳 #VolvoV60

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Pollen is just male tree ejaculation. 😏🤧🌳🌳

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And just like that……I have a new car. A Pre-certified owned Volvo V60. In silver with all the bells & whistles. 🥳 #WontHeDoIt

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Little Mikey is upset because he lost to a woman! www.rawstory.com/amp/mike-joh...

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