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I had 100 vegan donuts but a bitch ate one.

It’s a shame that the US government doesn’t have an immune system.

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

me: what kind of animal is that tour guide: alaskan otter me: ok, let me know what he says

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

“If we are all going to be destroyed by an atomic bomb, let that bomb when it comes find us doing sensible and human things . . . not huddled together like frightened sheep and thinking about bombs.” -- C. S. Lewis, via [email protected]

End-to-end encryption is suddenly a very attractive feature.

If there's one thing that's absolutely certain, it's that the flags and arm bands are going to be poorly designed.

Anti-ageism is a social justice movement that every human supports... eventually.

seeing a cybertruck in the wild is fun bc only 3000 have been sold so its like oh wow theres our towns Biggest Dipshit. look at him go!

Saw this for the first time today. Seems legit.

Today in, Will AI Take My Job?

Does post-corporeality come before or after the convergence? I'm tired of clothes shopping.

If I ever seem excited about something, notify my emergency contact.

A little statistics lesson.

Dim Renders #BandNameOfTheDay

"You've never made a data-driven decision in your entire life." #UnspokenInsults

In ancient Greece, this guy would get hit by a vitamin delivery chariot. https://fortune.com/well/2023/07/05/bryan-johnson-blueprint-eats-dinner-11am-twitter-confirmed/

It just occurred to me that the genie in a bottle trope is simply a metaphor for getting drunk and dreaming of a better life.

When your cat is biting you but you won’t let go of your Twix bar.

Pedophobia #BandNameOfTheDay

Owl Fight #BandNameOfTheDay

Guillotine Repair Squad #bandNameOfTheDay