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These are the parade planners, right?

Well done, USA. You didn’t show up at the bad stuff but showed up for the good stuff. 🫶

Really looking forward to the No Kinks protest tomorrow I fucken hate Ray Davies

What is the best Disney movie and why do we even have this lever?

"No Kings", eh? Well, we already got one.

In a moment of irony, I forgot Marcel Proust's name today.

These are the parade planners, right?

Friday night is a good reminder you have nobody. And that fine because since there's nobody to disappoint.

Seductively lays in bed wearing a full green jumpsuit, hockey mask and knife for role play night.

One of my favorite things I’ve ever written! www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wha... What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Friday the 13th isn’t scary anymore bc every day is a fucking nightmare

Fuck nudes. Send moods.

Today, though I've only ever seen movies with lightsabers and hobbits, I'm watching whatever Friday the 13th my $80 Westinghouse Ruku T.V. will throw at me. And I'm going to live skeet it. I'm sorry.

Showing up to my own funeral

My fam is 45 mins late. I can’t be held responsible for my state at dinner 🍻

the 10 best tech innovations in the last few years are 1-9 incredible, borderline miraculous medical breakthroughs. number 10 though has gotta be those wireless bird feeder cameras

today’s Friday the 13th ! 𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼

I had one on the River Lethe, but now I forget it

Well shit. Calling into work & letting HR know I’m coming in nuclear holocaust related clothing.

Beyond whatever racist ass shit this is…I’m not sure I’d go around pissing off Beyoncé

Really, the only difference between a string of anal beads and a string of rosary beads is the flavor.

I'm not convinced any of you are real.

no one wants to talk about it but the thumb wars were a brutal yet necessary part of our nation’s history

Referring to myself henceforth as the Bill Nye of middle-aged Latinas

My birthstone is brim

Everything reminds me of her