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Professional Entertainer (Juggling / Comedy / Magic / Circus Skills Tutor). Scotsman, based in England. 6-time Winner of the UK Pun Off. #LunchPun enthusiast (new joke every day with that tag). #HashtagGames player.
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Will the next season of Springwatch be called Summerwatch? #LunchPun

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I got a lucrative job sweeping up leaves from the forest. I’m raking it in… #LunchPun

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That’s my list of things to clean done (and dusted). #LunchPun

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I'vepaid my premium to join the official Austin Power fan club. I’m a Goldmember. #LunchPun

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Made Batman’s Hometown out of meat. Welcome to Got Ham City! #LunchPun

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TOP TIP: The bigger the ironing pile, the more you can de-crease it. #LunchPun

submitted 26 days ago • 3 comments

I know I had my kids too young because my Great, Great, Great, Great, Great Grandson told me. #LunchPun #Kids

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Sold a load of Lennon and McCartney memorabilia at the Church fundraiser. It was a John Paul sale. #LunchPun

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

My cats now enjoy drinking hot beverages then coughing it up again. It's hairball tea. #LunchPun

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I was instrumental in getting rid of all the singers in my band. #LunchPun

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Tickets now available (or donate on the day) for my Circus Skills Workshop as part of BedFringe (Bedford Fringe). Sunday 27 July 2025 from 2-3pm in the Quarry Theatre Garden (unless raining, in which case it moves to the Cafe area!) bedfringe.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

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Decided to change my usual portions of food for small metal paper fasteners. It's a staple diet. #LunchPun

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Set up a new Business extracting shale oil along with Status Quo. We are Fracking all over the World. #LunchPun

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I know I had my kids too young because my Great, Great, Great, Great, Great Grandson told me. #LunchPun #Kids

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Expert at making dead bodies disappear. I just click my fingers and say “Abra-cadaver”… #LunchPun

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Main Characters in the Scooby Doo cartoons were born in February or March. Those Pisces kids… #LunchPun

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The Clown got angry when I stole his old t-shirt and used it to clean my car. It was like a red rag to a fool. #LunchPun

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When I heard there was a weather event at the bra factory, it turned out to be a storm in a D-Cup. #LunchPun

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Decided to send a large mailshot, and I’m going to write out the envelopes from underneath a giant Cat. This does however have some under Lion issues that need addressed. #LunchPun

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Been in France to investigate who the bell ringer in the Disney movie was. My last hunch? Back in Notre-Dame. #LunchPun

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If you reach the summit of a Scottish Mountain and do a celebratory Jig, does that count as High Land Dancing? #LunchPun

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

When guessing my first word for Wordle, I usually go with TERRY. He’s really good at the game and leaves his phone on his desk. #Wordle #LunchPun

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Going on a peacekeeping tour with an ex U.N General. We’ll be offering hot drinks and leavened bread. “Coffee and Naan?” “No, he died years ago”. #LunchPun

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

Just to confirm. The people of Rushden have not elected a new Pope. The local recycling centre has been on fire for about 8hrs now!

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When I heard that someone had purchased me some expensive airbuds, it was music to my ears! #LunchPun

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TOP TIP: The bigger the ironing pile, the more you can de-crease it. #LunchPun

submitted 26 days ago • 3 comments

Taking the cake out of the oven after only 30mins seems like a half-baked idea… #LunchPun

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TOP TIP: Pirates can get up to 100% off if they wave around their sword at various gift shops throughout the Country. #LunchPun

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Keen to purchase a plant, but I haven’t botany yet. #LunchPun

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

I count how many Swedish Pop Records I own, using an ABBA-cus. #LunchPun

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

I always seem to speed through a certain part of West Yorkshire, but could never remember what it was called, so I was sent on a Leeds Awareness Course. #LunchPun

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Sold a load of Lennon and McCartney memorabilia at the Church fundraiser. It was a John Paul sale. #LunchPun

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

I can speak with resentfulness and bitterness. I’m bile-lingual. #LunchPun

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

When I talk about how I am going to put a drill right through one of my friends, I hope I am not boring you. #LunchPun

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Saw Dave Grohl standing next to my Vehicle. “Near van huh?” “Nevermind”. #LunchPun

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FRIEND: “Do you think I should give up on Improv?” ME: “Yes, and…” FRIEND: (interrupts and launches into a new routine) #LunchPun

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I poured cold water on the idea that it would heat up the sauna. #LunchPun

submitted 37 days ago • 2 comments

Which F1 Chief Executive liked to show off his legs? “Bare knee Eccleston” #LunchPun

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ME: “What’s your favourite song by The Police?” FRIEND: “Don’t stand so close to me” ME: (backs away) – “Sorry, I’ll not bother you again” #LunchPun

submitted 45 days ago • 2 comments

Turned my fairy-tale books into a desk. It’s an Aesop’s Table. #LunchPun

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People queue’d behind me at the Station, as I was wearing platform shoes. #LunchPun

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Despite my inability to make any decisions during a turbulent time at sea, we managed to whether the storm. #LunchPun

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I put my name down, then was strapped upside-down and spun round. That's the last time I go on the toilet cleaning rotor. #LunchPun

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

The Magician forgot all his props and told jokes instead. It was less Abracadabra, and more Abraca-ha-ha. #LunchPun

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So far on the Crime TV Channel today, I’ve seen DC Frost break his foot, Inspector Morse crash his car into a phone box, and Columbo’s real eye fall out. I feel like I’m watching the Defectives. #LunchPun

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I attended Arnold Schwarzenegger's Masterclass in... How to give up Twitter. You just sign off with #LaVistaBaby. #LunchPun

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

FINAL HASHTAG GAME FROM STEVIE VEGAS #Merge2Celebs KEEP GOING! I'm unable to play this just now, but will catch up later! THIS IS MY FINAL #HASHTAGGAME until at least after the Summer. Thanks for playing since January. Please stay in touch. I post a new joke every midday with the #LunchPun tag.

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