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My parents asked if I wanted to go on a cruise with them and we share a cabin to save money and my mom said “don’t worry we won’t have sex” and I immediately asked if they have a therapist onboard

Sorry babe I’m in Conclave sounds like a much better excuse for not leaving my house than I don’t want to

Trump reopening Alcatraz because a movie was on. Also, he’s announced a massive search for Curlys Gold because Billy Crystal told him to from the picture box

I have an acquaintance that doesn’t follow politics because it’s “stupid” and he very loudly & selfishly has said “most of this stuff doesn’t affect me so I’ll worry when it does” He was just declared dead by Social Security and all his accounts are frozen. I guess you should start to worry bud!

People are like, let’s hear what Jim Jones has to say about kool-aid. His presence will make Bluesky stronger

Conservatives who screamed that tariffs are awesome, after getting kicked in the nuts by Trump *again*, will now whiplash their way into saying it’s a good thing they were paused and trump has shown great restraint. It will hurt to watch

Mike White of White Lotus created his own paradise. Lemme shoot a show in a different obscenely beautiful location every year, pay all actors the same wage so no prima donnas, and make millions while doing so. King shit

I wish non-gamers could feel how delicious this is. For decades musk has proclaimed he’s a god tier gamer (last year he was listed as a top 5 Diablo player). We discovered he pays people to play for him (pathetic). Now the gaming community has turned on him and he’s lost more than a hobby. Delicious

America [waving gun around]: Ahahahah. Ahahaha. What are you scared? America’s friends: Just chill out! You’re acting crazy right now. America’s kids: [Ugly sobs] America: Look at you all freaking out for nothing. [Puts gun to head.] You all are so stupid. It isn’t even lo …

My parents are retirees and have lost 12% of their money this past week. They worked their whole lives for that and it’s disappearing Anyone who says it’s good the market is crashing because the Wall Street guys will feel the pain can fuck right off. It’s not a fucking game So yeah fuck right off

My aunt owns a restaurant in Taiwan and this was the first course she made for us

My parents packed emergency crushed red pepper for our trip

Imagine having a whole day where everyone worldwide shows up to say how much they hate you. If reports are true that Elon needed an intervention after getting booed on Chappelles stage, theres not enough K in the world to help him now

The older you get the more you use the phrase lumbar support