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Counter intuitive van driver. Socialist. It's not piss!
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Interesting facts that our ‘journalists’ won’t mention⬇️ Thanks Paul; excellent thread

Trump is right there, in St Peter's Square, surrounded by the most devoted people on Earth, and there's no targeted thunderbolt. What more proof do you need that there's no omnipotent God?

One of my fave @vizcomic.bsky.social letters of all time. Happy Easter.

Tim Walz would have taught us all how to patch a hole in our drywall by now. What a stupid stupid country

me: I just dropped some acid her: YOU DID WHAT me: don’t go in the garage her: oh haha me: it’s full of neon baby pandas, and they only speak German

Their Hand in Our Pockets Drax produces electricity by burning wood and trees. It made record profits of almost £1.1bn last year, received £869m subsidy, £602m in 2023. Shareholders, execs richer whilst millions can't pay bills. Corporate welfare is out of control. archive.ph/3bX9x

very funny April Fools' Day joke in The Times about not prosecuting far-right politicians guilty of fraud

I’d like to dedicate today to centrists. It must be awful to be clever, moderate, practical, mature, principled, sensible, thoughtful & adult only to find yourselves making excuses for disabled culling. While those cranky, falafel munching, childish lefty weirdos were right. Enjoy your day. 🤡

How America sees itself V. How the rest of the world sees us V. Who we actually are

Have you ever walked into a room and can't remember why you've made so many bad decisions in your life and collapse to the floor sobbing?

Like you, I’m doing my best to persevere: stealing pies from windowsills, carving shivs from Ivory soap bars, whistling RATM songs with much vibrato and etc

How much longer is Lent? I really need to poop. I don’t know how Jesus did it

I live vicariously through you people – do something fun ffs

I spent so much on a vintage Rolls Royce that I couldn’t afford to pay a driver. £200 grand and nothing to chauffeur it.

I hate the clocks going backwards and forwards. When I was young, we didn’t even have clocks. If we got hungry, we ate each other. We were poor, but we were happy. Good times. Not that we had time. It hadn’t been invented. We had to make our own time out of string and cholera.

It’s a big club. And we’re not in it.

In America if you vandalise a car the government will put you in prison, but if you vandalise the government the president will help you sell cars.

Music artistes today be all ‘Oh man, when I was growing up I was all Miles Davis, Hank Williams, The Beatles, Bob Dylan and The Velvet Underground.’ And I’m like ‘Ok, Bruv, so how come all your songs sound like Ed Sheeran?’

Age yourself with a toy from your childhood.

I'm not watching it. #TOTP

If you were in any doubt as to Pablo Picasso's genius, then just look at the detail in this sandcastle.

What a pile of festering shit! #TheApprentice

Wow, Americans turned their clocks forward but we don't change ours in the UK until the end of the month! And they pronounce "tomato" as "elevator", and their word for "trousers" is "sidewalk"! So much for the special relationship! Also their government is a bunch of fascists.

"The thing is, Blackadder, I'm really angry about Starmer's private school tax - and extremely poor."

Jordan Brown with the goal of the day! 🚀🤯 #EFL | @leytonorientfc

Context is everything #LOFC

she's a 2, but so am i.

Starmer should have just cut to the chase and sucked Donny Shitpants off.

My skircle, are you in it?