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submitted 4 days ago • 41 comments

Tariff Shmariff. God is Back! And punishing everybody with portfolios 4 being so mean to me. Tomorrow is day 1 of Crystal WorLD

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

a scandal's gotta be one of the most classic things to get embroiled in

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

vote in the wisconsin state supreme court election today so that elon musk has the worst night imaginable

submitted 85 days ago • 58 comments

oh just one more thing ma'am, something thats been bothering me, you see, i didn't eat enough of your cookies.. -- new idea for a character i call him Detective Munch and if this name is already taken well i will freak the fuck out

submitted 91 days ago • 3 comments

i don't get what is so bad about being self-defeating, why should others get to reap the rewards of defeating me.

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

Sickos.jpg

submitted 96 days ago • 220 comments

thursday whistle time = t minus 24 hours till helg. stay strong friends

submitted 139 days ago • 2 comments

yeah, life fuck really IS your short friends when you think about it

submitted 99 days ago • 110 comments

Eric Clapton told me his son fell out of the window so I asked how many sons he has and he said zero now so I said it sounds like you’re just feeding sons to the window

submitted 102 days ago • 33 comments

my homunculus got loose and has started doing Home Alone shit to me

submitted 107 days ago • 5 comments

fuck chuck schumer and anybody down with him

submitted 103 days ago • 48 comments

reuploading old edits I posted on twitter before

submitted 103 days ago • 7 comments

Guide for first time callers: - Be kind. A staff member will see/receive the message. - Be identifiable. "My name is Mike. I'm a constituent. I can be reached at…" - Be intimate. "Do you remember Daytona Beach? How our lips felt at home with each other's mouths? How my flesh welcomed your flesh?"

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

do not ask a tennessean how lafayette is pronounced

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

I've always wanted to win an Academy Award for Reddest Wettest Ass. That's why at every audition I open with "Hello, my name is Mike and I'll be reading a monologue from Angels in America. My ass is 100% natural red, no dyes or injections, and I do refuse to work with an intimacy coordinator."

submitted 110 days ago • 2 comments

they're doing mad scientist experiments on me to identify the cause of my bad posts

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

My hobby is blackout poetry

submitted 112 days ago • 27 comments

anthony oliveira continues to be the voice in the wilderness and the person whose goo egg my goo egg might be plugged adjacent to in the The Matrix human battery farm

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 113 days ago • 84 comments

Don’t tell me democracy is at risk and a constitutional crisis is unfolding and the best you got is a modified ping pong paddle.

submitted 112 days ago • 266 comments

There should be a movie called A CONTEMPTIBLE RAT from 1905 that is one minute long and all known copies of were lost in a fire

submitted 135 days ago • 9 comments

Weapons formed against me are prospering

submitted 116 days ago • 11 comments

the time of "let people enjoy things", "reach across the aisle", "everyone is valid" is over. now is the time of the Hater

submitted 140 days ago • 54 comments

don’t meet your heros. i finally saw the critters from redwall irl and they don’t even talk. they’re just pissing and shitting everywhere.

submitted 123 days ago • 31 comments

Can’t believe this guy is Deputy Director of the FBI now

submitted 122 days ago • 120 comments