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27. She/her Addicted to Stolitz ✨️ ENG/ESP +18 only please!! No minors! Blitzpreg enthusiast Doll and plushie maker 💕 #helluvaboss #stolitz
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I'm just saying, the word is "impregnated". Impregnated. Coincidence? I don't think so.

“And the bruises? Those from you being MIA earlier this week?” “Something like that.” “And that means?” “You know you’re talking an awful lot for someone who is only rubbing the knots outta my back to get me to shut up.” -- b&w fic comm for @bazaarbrooke.bsky.social's WIP #stolitz 👻 fic!

Fun fact: when you grow up in poverty (and/or sometimes in an abusive home), you can sometimes start associating food with love and I'm just gonna leave that there and refer you to Sinsmas

I think about this scene so much and how this fucking moron said it "as a bit" and we haven't even heard the damn bird say it in private

AU where post-fire Blitz gets hired by Stolas to be a poison-taster after he catches something in his food, but Blitz, soon after the fire and lying his ass off about his credentials, mostly just wants the meals it'll provide him... and Stolas realizes pretty quickly he likes seeing Blitz full.

pride month outfits 🦎🏳‍🌈🦉❤ #helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart #stolitz

some innocent thoughts 💭 #helluvaboss #stolitz #stolas #blitzo

Finished! I will be making this into a sticker 💙 #stolitzfanart

I need a post-AT fic with Blitzpreg where Blitz refuses to tell Stolas about the pregnancy but Stolas ends up finding out about it anyways (ideally around mid-pregnancy). Maybe someone else tells him, maybe he sees Blitz from afar, maybe Andre finds out and kidnaps Blitz and lets him know, idk.

I'm in a bad mood I'm gonna go read my emotional support fic

AY DIOS ESTA ESTUPIDA POSE NO ME SALEE

thinking of smolitz and adult stolitz..... little stolas shows off a plant he's real proud of that's as tall as both of them together right then, and then once they're both older, it's gigantic and still both of their heights stacked.

it's been 84 years since i last drew them 💓 #helluvaboss #stolas #blitzø #stolitz

Gloria Groove doesn't know it yet but she wrote Vermelho while thinking of Blitzø

More Fae-Blitz stuff! Posing, Stolitz (lol), and a Fae-Fizz I designed for fun. I don't know if I'll explore this world further or not, but I had a LOT of fun with the designs.

Anyways do you think Stolas ever experienced a power outage?? Bc I keep thinking about it with Stolas being completely confused low-key panicking and Blitz having to explain that no this shit just happens sometimes, we need to unplug the fridge or they might burn it

That Blitz, just sending Stolas a simple text wishing him well, could still make Stolas smile? This is Stolas at his loneliest. This is Stolas suffering the most extreme consequence of an abusive situation. This is Stolas after being tortured and hurt. And he still smiles.

So for some reason my brain likes to torture me playing on loop the "do you feel any remorse for what you do?" by Stolas followed by the "no no no mom please I'm sorry" by Blitz

"Oh, sorry, this entire time I assumed the worst because I was convinced a prince could never love someone like me and I've let my self hatred stop me from apologizing to anyone I could ever care about!" You guys realize that this was Blitzø crashing out- for real, right? Like for real, for real.

Nothing I'm drawing makes me happy 😔

Late!art for #HellaMonsterWeek, Day 5 - Eldritch Form Done for @implydone.bsky.social, based on some ideas she had 💙 Eldritch Blitzø enjoying canon Stolas It is NOT dubcon, but warning for it anyway as Stolas is alarmed (but safe 💙) #stolitz #stolitzfanart @hellamonsterweek.bsky.social

Day 1: First Day Home I had a lot of fun making this one cuz it was so cute and Loona's old clothes looked really awesome😭😭💜💜 #BuckzFamilyWeek2025 #Blitzo #HelluvaBossLoona

happy pride to them ♡ #stolitz #helluvaboss

Pride acrylic pin coming!!!! (Sorry for the watermark, but AliExpress is on the hunt) #helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart #stolitz #stolas #blitzø

Some Blitzø body worship and mirror sex 💚 Blitzø feeling insecure about his body becoming softer, and Stolas giving him all the praise and worship he deserves to feel beautiful. archiveofourown.org/works/662758... #stolitz #stolitzfics #helluvaboss

I need Someone to write something for Buckzo Family Week that involves whatever caused Loona’s ear piercings to get ripped out and Blitzø going feral with rage at whoever/whatever hurt her I can’t decide if this is an angsty “first injury” kinda thing or a hilarious “it caught on my hair” thing

Scenes I animated for #hazbinhotel S1 Episode 08 ⋆⁺₊⋆

I finished a drawing of Stolas yesterday! I honestly love it #stolas #stolitz #helluvaboss

☂️雨にぬれる、自由

PRE-ORDERS are now live on my Shopify (first link in my Linktree, in my bio, I'll also add it to the replies to this post!) 🦉💖🦎 . . . #helluvaboss #stolitz #helluvabossfanart #stolitzfanart #helluvabosspin #stolitzpin #enamelpin

...I have so many Stolas pictures Might as well use them for SOMETHING 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ #stolas #helluvaboss #hb

Me, drawing Blitz after a few days of not drawing him: oh nooo I forgot how to draw Blitz 😭 Also me, after I made the head slightly bigger: nevermind false alarm

Blitz as soon as he is in the van with his birdy because thighs... 🫠💕 #stolitz #HelluvaBoss

Stolitz's naughty comic💕💕

9月、ブリッツィぬい爆誕です #Helluvaboss #Blitzo #自作ぬい

It's #BuckzFamilyWeek2025 ! And you know I love me some good excuses to write Blitzo&Loona fics, so we're doing this again! Enjoy the first chapter of this seven part fluff-fest, featuring Loona's first at at her new home. Shout-out to our host @x92.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/662960...

Bump! Might finish later #blitz #fizzarolli #blitzfizz #helluvaboss #mpreg

I need Blitz and Angel to be besties

Stolas is so strong, I would have instantly gave in if Blitzø looked at me like that.

#Stolas #helluvaboss #maid

I’ll forever love the confirmation that stolas does, indeed, have squishable cheeks