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It’s Obama-Biden day. I’m honouring it by reminiscing about the time I had hardly any anxiety

🇺🇸 Trump gaggles en route to the Pope’s funeral 🇷🇺 Witkoff meets Putin for 3 hrs in Moscow 🇺🇦 Ukraine reels from new attacks 📊 NYT poll: Americans are scared & angry Today’s full Daily Briefing is a must-read: 🔗 www.onestnetwork.com/post/actual-...

I got a bucket of sidewalk chalk and some bubbles if you wanna come over and maybe forget about things for a while

If I have to explain my Star Trek TNG references to you, this isn’t going to work.

Just be aware I’m charging a tariff for any comments sent from Canadia.

You’re world could be ending and grammar police will be like *your

* inventor of the pogo stick I WANNA COMBINE FRIVOLITY WITH THE THREAT OF TEETH LOSS

the kitchen is undefeated when u need to go look at three incorrect clocks at the same time

I put a little dab of ketchup on every spider I see in case that’s the one I eat in the middle of the night.

Best cat video of the day

“There’s a clown hanging over you." "You mean cloud.” "I wish I did.” "Dammit.”

My account on the former Twitter is officially dead. Can no longer reanimate. RIP to years of fun and self loathing

You guys are ruining the fall of civilization for me

Amazing day of protests across America as millions showed up in over 1,300 cities and towns. So many amazing signs it was hard to choose, but these were my favorite 15. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...

Canadians outside the US Embassy in Ottawa today #HandsOff 🇨🇦❤️🇺🇸

Really happy to see so many local people out and about telling this bullshit administration they can go to fucking hell. People here are happy, kind, and vicious with their humor which is apropos of the moment

#HandsOffOhio #OberlinOhio bsky.app/profile/judy...

#HANDSOFF #NYC

Whatcha doing here, big mouth?

gonna be sporting and give tim a five minute head start

Hey man, don't give me a hard time on Muddy Waters' birthday

HAVE THE PENGUINS CAPITULATED YET

Ohh "America First" was a hit list

I don't know my idiom from my axiom

When I have to take so many pills, my morning routine sounds like a maraca solo.

Thank you to whoever made this

THEY’RE TAXING THE PENGUINS

ACTUAL NEWS: Wednesday, April 2nd 2025 Recap Pls READ and SHARE www.onestnetwork.com/post/actual-...

establish dominance by eating the last slice of cake without breaking eye contact

hello neighbor, my name is Grant and you might remember me from such movies as "You Borrowed My Rake," & its sequel "Gimme Back My Fuckin' Rake"

Every life is a universe all its own. Mike Flanagan and Stephen King’s THE LIFE OF CHUCK See it in theaters- June. #HowDoYouDescribeTheIndescribable?

Today’s assignment: Text all of your contacts “You’ve made a powerful enemy today”

Sen. Jim Banks told a laid off U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) employee who approached him that they “probably deserved it” and they “seem like a clown.”

One of my rules of life is don’t eat teeth you find on the sidewalk.

Happy #AprilFoolsDay, Toronto! We’re on Bluesky and we’re not joking. Follow us here for updates and news from your favourite city.