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strangeportent.bsky.social
queer // any pronouns // AuDHD // compulsively mean to bigots part-time mean "girl" communist dimwit full-time glossy jpeg https://strangeportent.carrd.co
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So you're so stupid you can't even follow a train of thought? Didn't notice you depicted yourself as a baby? Neat!
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Yeah, that's about the age group I expected you to be in.
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I bet it's very relaxing to be so stupid. Smooth brain, smooth life.
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If this guy's a real lawyer, I'm a fish.
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Truly doesn't seem like it considering you can't answer basic questions and fail to ask relevant questions yourself.
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It's very skinny at least. Between that and the probability of injury, I agree with finding a bird rehab.
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Boo hoo, saltine.
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Cool story. Maybe you should stop breathing about it.
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@nixxi.mohilchock.com fyi
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Hey Ian: You're the one exception to the OP.
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Shut the fuck up, racist.
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And you definitely cared about the "psychos" in Iran before yesterday, right? RIGHT??
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AI pfp
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I've said before that liberals are like dogs in that they only understand the tone of a statement, not the content, and every time I feel like that might be harsh someone like you comes along
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Piss your pants about it, baby.
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What brand of paint do you huff?
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Bad news for anyone else who eats minimally... Turns out your cholesterol can actually get bad specifically from fasting too much. Oops.
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Limp legume!
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A skinned bean. :(
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You really like the word feckless. Feels really relatable and right, doesn’t it?
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Maybe if you add a few more “ha”s we’ll think you’re not in literal tears right now.
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Surreal way to admit to bone-deep depression, but hey, at least you’re unhappy!
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Your mom fucks old racists? I guess that does explain your birth.
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“Stop entertaining me”? 💀
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Did your mom give you a discount or did you have to pull full price?
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That’s so edgy! Did you pick up that philosophy from Hot Topic circa 2002?
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You’ll literally die if you don’t get to pretend that Asians invented imperialism. 😭
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I added it to a bland soup and suddenly it had so much depth of flavor!! 😭😍
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Deeply stupid take, thanks for sharing.
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Done jerking off to dead children so you're moving on to gooning to pictures of people who mock you? Weird!
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Oh no, what are you gonna do, say something racist again? How scary.