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I was the lead singer of the band Pirates R Us. Yes, really. Holy shit guys calm down, I’m just a person like you. Yes, of course I’ll give you an autograph.
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I am watching 2 movies tonight and both of them are titled “Oldboy”

Tonight I wish I had a waterbed. But not not like a waterbed - a bed made out of cold cold water that I could lay in and not drown

As someone who has worked in and around New York politics: I am urging everyone watching the NYC mayoral primary to calibrate their expectations. I would be over the moon if Mamdani won, but believe me when I say the NY Democratic Party is fucked in ways people not from NY cannot even imagine.

Now is a really good fucking time to say Bernie would have fucking won

louder for the people in the back

the lesson you should draw from the most jewish city in the world putting an israel-skeptic muslim over the top in the mayoral primary is literally the opposite of "anti-semitism is a serious threat to local jews." trust me when i tell you we understand self-interest.

Really cool that I didn’t see Phish or even couch tour the show tonight. It’ll be a soothing soundtrack to me repeatedly hitting my head against a wall tomorrow

Fuck yea Zohran and fuck yea Phish

Cool, so I go to the last 21 shows that Phish plays and then the very next one that I DON’T go to they play a bustout that I’ve never seen.

I am about to see Nick Kroll and Friends in the park for free!

Not seeing Phish tonight 😭

New Yorkers - do not rank Cuomo at all. Also, rank Zohran Mamdani #1