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I think the secret service should dress like the Swiss Guards. #conclave

Third week of puppy kindergarten and I think Marvin is a solid B- student. And we are solid C parents. A big improvement from dropping out like we did with Vanessa when we went with her. We’re nailing it.

Okay now that our election is over I’ll be happy to go back to having zero eyes on us. #canpolitics

I voted and after yet another comment from that orange, slack-jawed, baby-fisted buffoon, I am happy with my choice. I hope enough of my fellow Canadian voters feel the same. #elbowsup

In the ‘70’s, my mom lost her job when she came to work wearing an engagement ring. Her boss said she would have to go raise babies and therefore needed to be replaced. It may seem like several lifetimes ago but it isn’t. Beware of people with influence trying to convince women to have more babies.

To the man working the early polls who gave me a brief history of the Travelling Wilburys- Thank you for your service. You were a delight!

These are some of the precautions my daughter has been advised to take to protect herself from the US gov’t as a Canadian student at a US college: always have her passport and papers when on campus, avoid protests, don’t post political content on social media or texts. Land of the free indeed.

Whatever, still gonna #buycanadian. I want off this ride

I’d rather live in a cardboard box and use an old coffee can for a toilet than be party to any deal that could be remotely considered a win for this buffoon

On my upper arm I have a small round scar as does almost anyone born before 1977. None of our children have them. That’s because it is a scar from the smallpox vaccine. Because everyone got the vaccine, smallpox was eradicated globally and now no one needs the vaccine. That’s how it works

If you want women to vote for you, maybe stop shoehorning the term “biological clock” into every speech. The most charitable thing I can say is that it’s creepy, sooo creepy.

Air Canada, how is your first flight out in the morning an hour late?!?!

As a Canadian, I wish you would take the energy you spend apologizing for the behaviour of your elected officials and use it to get to work addressing your problems.

My sister and I had tighter security protocols in place when we were planning our parents’ 40th anniversary

I’d rather spend the rest of my life enduring a perpetual Canadian winter than spend one day as an American state. #elbowsup