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struggalo.bsky.social
Tier c/d shitposter It's the music, stupid I resisted last time, thanks OG nerd He/Him Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social 📍Haudenosaunee 👇Dumb stuff from my gray matter. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacytkq3tawq
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I destroyed my reputation when I refused to eat a frozen corn dog

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

me (bowing): thank you your majesty cashier at Dairy Queen: please stop coming here

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

anybody can breakdance if you tase them hard enough

submitted 9 days ago • 13 comments

you are just lucky my meat freezer is full pal

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

[Shoe repair shop] Interviewer: Say the words and the job is yours... The Thing: *sighs* IT'S COBBLERING TIME!!!

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

I’ve been carpooling for three weeks and I’m really starting to miss crying in the parking lot.

submitted 16 hours ago • 10 comments

My life’s greatest disappointment is that my mom couldn’t wait a little longer to have me in ‘69

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

I'm sorry I replied weird but in my defense, I'm weird

submitted 20 hours ago • 11 comments

Regret is a wasted banger left in someone else’s replies

submitted 12 hours ago • 7 comments

i wish i could remember how you convinced me that your love was true and all i'd ever need.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Why are men just not funny?

submitted 5 hours ago • 16 comments

The way to a man’s heart is sawing through the sternum.

submitted 195 days ago • 21 comments

Die unglaubliche Sinnlichkeit des Seins youtu.be/2EkydhgKUPA?...

submitted 359 days ago • 1 comment

I'm covered in lidocaine patches (me, flirting.)

submitted 5 hours ago • 6 comments

The HR lady said all my cool catch phrases are inappropriate for the workplace. I hate her.

submitted 6 hours ago • 4 comments

I’ll cut to the chase - my next 10 posts will be sub-skeets about you so pay attention

submitted 23 hours ago • 6 comments

gross. tell me more and dont skimp on the details.

submitted 90 days ago • 2 comments

I was no longer a believer, but then I heard “Don’t Stop Believin” by Journey.

submitted 7 hours ago • 5 comments

Thank you. I was hoping to see something vile today.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

Whispering "can you not?" to tomorrow.

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

i got my facts on a different internet you don’t know it

submitted 8 hours ago • 7 comments

Lol j/k everyone. J/k. Everything is not on fire, tis simply an illusion.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Whatever It jizz what it jizz

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

bsky is wild, idk who i’m supposed to be mad at or for what so to save time i direct all my anger and loathing inward ha ha fuck me yeah

submitted 8 hours ago • 5 comments

we used to be a proper country 🤼‍♂️

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

Vanilla ice implies the existence of bdsm ice

submitted 7 hours ago • 5 comments

how i arrived on bluesky

submitted 7 hours ago • 4 comments

Out of all the states, disassociation is my favorite. 🥰

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

Your brother always reposts me. - my mom

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

they call it french bread because it smokes cigarettes

submitted 7 hours ago • 7 comments

The b in bluesky stands for butthole.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

[arrives at work] This shit is so ass.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I'm livid, but like, in a nonchalant way.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Just shush’em with a crane kick.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Whenever I start losing an argument, I drop down into the splits and punch them under the loincloth.

submitted 21 hours ago • 15 comments

I think I'm a pretty attractive guy, even though my nose was stolen when I was five.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

If you've never watched Kolchak, give yourself a present and check it out. It's weird and moody and funny and a total blast.

submitted 8 hours ago • 9 comments

You’d think exhaustion would lead to more sleep.

submitted 12 hours ago • 3 comments

The only prison I’ve been in is marriage.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Currently pouting about dinner being a thing I have to do every day. Nice break from the existential horrors , I guess. Flex my emotional range or whathaveyou

submitted 8 hours ago • 11 comments

Babe, you haven’t touched your existential dread today. Everything okay?

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

What if all doctors had to dress in steampunk

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Really, anything you eat that you like a lot, is a super food.

submitted 11 hours ago • 6 comments

throwing my arm out to protect a bag of fast food, like it's one of my kids while I'm driving

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Weekends used to be like "gonna go to a concert then get blackout drunk," now in your 40s they're like "guess I'll scrape that paint, maybe go to Home Depot for more paint"

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Which Premier League team do you support and why'd you choose them? My team: Everton The why: In 1976 I made a friend in my infants school and his name was Everton Walker. Whenever my Dad checked his pools coupon with the vidi printer I'd wait for their game results to scream "Everton"

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments