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OK I've composed myself after that horror show. 5th place, Champions League and a cup. History won't remember individual games, only the stats. And the stats say we're fucking massive! HOWAY THE LADS #NUFC

Osula has shown more in a few mins than Barnes / Murphy / Gordon did all game.

Never thought I'd be happy for a Man Yoo win but here we are. What is absolutely clear is that we need to upgrade several of these players next season #NUFC

MAN YOO HAVE SCORED!

Barnes can fuck off out of this club like.

Isak dropping deep like Harry Kane isn't helping tbf. Just stay up and give us something to aim at.

Chelsea up. Fuck, pick up your ideas please Newcastle

If Trippier is halfway fit, I'd have him on for Murphy in the 2nd half. Looks weirdly devoid of confidence. Anyway, no major loss that half as results still in our favour and Martinez has been sent off for villa. Just please give us a goal! #NUFC

Tonali should have been on the corners all season. He took them (and free kicks) for Milan and it's just so much better of a delivery

I'm not sure that wings backs suits playing against the so called weaker teams. It's fine vs the top 6 but it takes away from our attacking ability IMO.

Why am I not nervous? I'm always nervous. I think I might be ill or something 😂

Not sure what I'm going to do with my weekends after today. Will probs have to talk to the family or something 😂 Anyway, for the final time this season - Into these sticky confectionery botherers! #NUFC

For all those #NUFC fans fretting about the derbies next season. You're welcome. (*Now with edited photo!)

Kieffer Moore is just utter shit isn't he? Constantly passed it back all game when in good attacking areas and has now just lost Sheffield Utd the game. Donkey.

Seeing all the comments on here regarding the new #NUFC top. Would it be fair to say it's a bit marmite? Folk are very much in one camp or another - I'm yet to see a "meh it's ok" post. Personally I think it's really nice and I can't wait to receive it from China in 6 weeks 😜😂

It feels the lesser of two dirty evils, but GETTIN SPURS! Enjoy financial ruin, Manchester reds. You reap what you sow

If only this Citeh performance had turned up at Wembley 😜 Truth be told, It's actually quite nice to watch a match without the Stephen Hawking-esque levels of permutations. We all know what WE need to do.

I've pondered upon this overnight and have had an epiphany. The only reason we didn't win yesterday is because the universe wants us to qualify for the CL in front of 50k Geordies rather than 3k. I for one am 100% buying this. #NUFC

The #NUFC fanbase is just going to be in complete pants-shitting meltdown levels of nervousness for the next week by the looks of it! Keep the faith lads and lasses. We like to say it; time to practice it.

OK, disappointing but not the end of the world. The fact that their keeper got MoM speaks volumes, as does their celebration against little old Newcastle. We had enough chances to score; attack as we did in the 1st half vs Everton and we'll be fine. #NUFC

It's actually baffling that for the 2nd game on the spin, we've looked brilliant in the 1st half and utter shite in the 2nd.

Not the first time today that Tino does all the hard work ,only to make a bad pass / decision

Think we've got to be happy enough with that; we were much the better team. Typical that Raya chose today to put in a worldie.

I'd hate to be a Brighton, Brentford, Bournemouth or Fulham fan right now, right enough. I may be wrong, but they needed City to win to have a chance of the Conf League (same as Man Yoo doing us over last season). Football, eh? Mental.

Newcastle United 🤝 Crystal Palace What a couple of cup finals. The downfall of the 'big 6' continues.