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Humour is the best medicine...πŸ˜„πŸ‘ Mufc is the team...πŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ͺπŸ‘
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Yes. Is time travel possible?

Anyway, it looks like this app has closed down for Christmas, so merry Christmas...πŸ‘

It's around this time of year that I deck the halls. I'm surprised they haven't moved house by now...πŸ€”

I've just seen a flying saucerπŸ‘½, at a Greek wedding...πŸ€”

Thinking about having Bucks Fizz for Christmas. But im still making my mind up...πŸ•Ί

I set up a standing order for Β£3 a month to adopt a snow leopard. Now I’ve got to turn the heating down as he is sweating like mad!...πŸ€”

Wow didn’t think I would get one but just managed to book a table for me and the Mrs for Christmas Day. I’m sure it will all end in tears she’s rubbish at Snooker...πŸ€”

Got drunk at the office Xmas party last night. I only planned on having a little advocaat with lemonade and lime juice.. but then things just snowballed from there... πŸ€ͺ

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it now...πŸ€”

4 hours in A&E after getting covered in camouflage paint, and I still haven’t been seen.....πŸ€”

Back to X I go, bye all...πŸ‘‹

I will block you, then you block me, simple nobhead

I think there will be goals today and a team may win...πŸ€”

I'm at work so I'm not ignoring youπŸ‘ Maybe grab a cheeky look at the game later if ze boss does one...πŸ€” Have a good day y'all....πŸ‘

Didn't expect it on here, but i wish some sad people would say they are gonna unfollow me over a disagreement so I can return the favour, crikey, childish behaviour...πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

Rain is falling, all around us, children playing, getting wet...πŸ€”πŸŒ§

Shout out to all the occasional chairs that are going to be used next week. You are needed too....

I've just moved into a windmill. Im Bloody sick of all the golf balls flying through the middle of the house, though...πŸ€”

So i said to the wife, "I'm just putting this out there, I'm going to give golf a go in the new year." She said, 'What are you driving at? "I said, "Can you chip in for some new clubs, also, she said, "Balls to that...😳

Has anyone else mistakenly booked tickets for Placebo, thinking it was The Cure?

Just how far will a father go to save his daughter? Where does the moral scale between survival and savagery lose its balance? Can he save her? Will it cost him everything? www.amazon.com/Demon-Ever-D...

It's become the love for football vs fame and celebrity status now, So much money at a very young age affects some players badly, they get to a point of I have it all and no one can tell me what to do, years ago people wanted football over fame, now with some its reversed sadly.

A true supporter. Someone who tries to lift the team when they dip. Someone who can see positives rather than focusing on all the negatives. Someone who can trust and believe in the manager. Someone who doesn't believe all the rubbish spouted on social media.

Shit cup anyway....πŸ€”

Linda's off....πŸ€”

I have no beef with vegans.