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Confession time. I logged into my dead Twitter for the first time in a minute (I instantly remember why I fled). I just couldn’t help myself. The Elon Trump break up is too funny. Had to take a look.

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Shocker. Israel bombs another sovereign nation and breaks a ceasefire in doing so. They are a terrorist state.

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When I watch crime dramas, they say if you don’t find the missing person within the first 48 hours you probably won’t find them. 18 years later and the police are looking at ‘new searches’ for Madeleine McCann. Make it make sense.

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Incredible. It’s changed modern warfare. Imagine monitoring and checking every lorry in your country. Knowing that every road is now a staging point for billion £ attacks, costing almost nothing. What does that do to your infrastructure, security and supply lines? www.bbc.com/news/article...

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Cracking. People who can’t, regulating those who do. I’m now not going to act for lay clients directly. I’ll just work for solicitors & clients can pay for both. It’s not worth the hassle & cost fending off spurious complaints. The result - less access to affordable representation for clients.

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No one is above the law 😂

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T rump A lways C hickens O ut 🐣 🌮 🐥 🌮 🐤

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Why can’t he get clothes that fit though?

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140kg pb today. 150kg incoming next week. It will be done.

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When your mate plays pro hockey and you get to play with his recovery toys… 🏑☠️🏑☠️🏑

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My wife got us a robot hoover. She is now being obstinate and stopping me ordering 9 more to have an army of robot cleaning warriors.

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It’s seemingly impossible to now lie and say that Israel doesn’t intentionally kill civilians any more. The facts are overwhelming.

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Musk is a clown. I thought it was hilarious when he was busted pretending to be a top video gamer but I had no idea that he was pretending that chess is too easy for him. I’d love to play him.

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Bit awkward when you catch out a witness in court & they just give up & start saying ‘I don’t know, I’m just a woman’. Not the best answer. It went down like a ton of bricks with the (both excellent) female judge and female counsel. 😬 £12k claim reduced to £1.2k. today. I’ll call that a win.

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He’s done it! 17th best team in England beats the 16th. "I always win things in my second year. Nothing has changed. I don't say things unless I believe them." - Tottenham Manager Ange Postecoglou

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As an Arsenal fan I sort of hate myself for saying this but I find myself wanting Ange to win. I still in my core to my bones want Spurs to lose. It’s very conflicting.

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My wife went to normal school. I went to an obscenely posh school. I was trying to explain what a Fives court looks like without showing her a picture. On reflection, what sort of posho smack head designed a Fives court? It’s mental. What’s with the step? Trip hazard. What’s with the weird wall?

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Cult hero.

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Define perseverance.

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WTF!?!? My wife has reorganised the kitchen and is expecting me to just navigate her new labyrinth without incident. What sort of monster just throws linguine and bucatini in the same jar and labels the jar ‘spaghetti’? I married a beautiful troglodyte.

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My three year old Leo has been teaching us sign language that he learns at nursery. He’s quite good at it and ever so confident. He’s only just let us know he makes some of it up. He can’t remember which bits he’s made up and which bits he’s been shown. I’m now completely fluent in sign gibberish.

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How do you draw ‘theft’?

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I’m doing some home renovations & wanted to buy something to help me move the heavier furniture around. Being a thrifty chap, I thought I’d save about £7.00 by using Temu. Who knew it would be shipped by land. The shipping updates are a revelation. I may send it back to watch the return journey.

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Can we all just recognise how stressful shopping at Tesco is? Who decides the item placement? It’s utter madness. Their homes must be a nightmare. Why would you stock KitKat Chunkys 3 isles away from regular KitKats? Why have 3 separate cheese sections just dotted around in different locations?

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Guys his tattoos show he’s a bald gang member. We don’t need due process when the tattoos are clear.

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Is it weird that I want to examine his hair like a monkey picking flees off another monkey? I just want to know.

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These idiots are paid an absolute fortune.

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Transparent pricing = hostility. Go figure. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cp...

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“Remontada” 🤡🤡🤡

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So it turns out you can’t just lie about what you’re selling to millions of people. Who knew. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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You hear ‘bend it like Beckham’ or ‘bend it like Declan’ these days but in reality there’s nothing as bent as FIFA itself. youtube.com/shorts/_2DTy...

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Is America great again yet?

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Happy anniversary to my wonderful wife! ❤️♥️❤️♥️

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Threats to send US citizens to foreign prisons. Trump’s America is a scary place. You wouldn’t catch me going.

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I wish everyone would.

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The only way science should be taught.

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Indian pot belly: From status symbol to silent killer The number of countries in becoming unattractive in is low key miserable.

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Watching the US cut itself off from the rest of their world is fascinating. They seem to completely lack any perspective.

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This is just stolen straight off Toy Story 3. Genuinely tv people don’t even try.

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I stopped checking for a few days. Can someone catch me up. What tariffs are live at the moment?

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