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they probably just thought of it as a regular mash

submitted 46 days ago • 2 comments

Ok in this movie we’re gonna have a normal Earnest and a hot Earnest—let’s REALLY weird up the burgeoning sexuality of these kids - Producer, “Earnest Goes to Jail”

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

i want to visit italy just to experience a meatball fight

submitted 112 days ago • 9 comments

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is cancelling your fire insurance

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

the “carrot and stick” system seems backwards to me. i’ve never been lured by a carrot. a good stick, however…

submitted 133 days ago • 26 comments

McRibbed condoms, for MY pleasure

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

I got that dawg in me I ate a dawg

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

“See you later this year” - Me leaving a NYE party but I’m just going to get some ice

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

The early bird does the worm. - Diligent Break-dancer and/or bird pervert

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about

submitted 159 days ago • 91 comments