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styrofoam fan account apology video pending board of investors review
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the plausible deniability isn’t even plausible anymore

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

so yeah it was actually me putting those plastic six pack rings on the sea turtles necks and I’ve personally neutralized over 14 million wild bees. I think that uniquely qualifies me for a position in your cabinet but I’m aware you may want to see more 17 year olds in my venmo history, in which case

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments