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Please enjoy these shelter pups reacting to getting a kiss. Some are bashful, some have butterflies, and all deserve approximately 10 million more. 14/10 for all

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Who could've guessed joining a make-believe Resistance against an Evil Empire would ever happen in real life?

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Tell me your dog is needy without telling me your dog is needy.

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The sun rose today like nothing ever happened. Classic overachiever. Always showing off.

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China changing the message in all US-bound fortune cookies to things like: "You voted for this", or "Out of stock"

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This is the book that I’m currently reading. My dog is an artist.

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It took me a minute, then 😂

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Woke up this morning feeling closure and I love that for me.

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If the ceiling fan could hold my weight, I could get more practice on my broom.

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People over 40 should get special cargo pants that can accommodate a small pharmacy of over the counter drugs and a 44 oz bottle of Peptobismol

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I have to call out for the rest of the day. I can’t get to my desk.

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I'm doing live commentary on what the clouds in the background are telling us. This one's about vaguely blue dick.

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Why call it a 'conclave' when you can call it VatiCon

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The existential dread is stored in the balls.

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I is best spy, very smol, no one knows I am here.

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If I was a cardinal at the Vatican, I’d be the one always writing in Bart Simpson as a write-in candidate on the Pope ballot.

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A toad visited us on the job site today. His name was Jack.

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Once you've seen off more than five popes in your lifetime, you get pretty blasé about it.

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When I share food with my dogs, I imagine they are like the judges on Chopped. Listen, I like the presentation, most of the flavors are there, but I needed more cheese.

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The reason the conclave takes so long is that style points are tabulated manually.

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I booked Friday off just to have something to look forward to.

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Google following its own directions

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At my age, I’m more of a tepid mess.

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How Cats Took Over the Internet. In this essay, I will- 1/...

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In my day children didn't ask "What fresh hell is this?" while browsing through a rack of khaki pants.

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Maybe it’s love, maybe you’ve got kidney stones. The important thing is you’re feeling something

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My kid was talking all morning so I said 'Some days you need to wake up and chose silence' and then he asked me what it would be like if we had no elbows or knees.

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I’m at gender reveal party. When do we take our pants off?

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🤣🦅🤣

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Like many of you, I’m emotionally checked out. But I’m available for dump runs – leave a voicemail

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They accept cash in the Vatican but they prefer it if you use PayPal *catapults phone into the sun

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ME: I used to love fishing when I was young. DATE: Did you fish with your dad? ME: No I mostly used lures HER: Check PLEASE!

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Remember to kick Thursday in the panty hamster!

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On rainy days, our dog sighs like a steam locomotive arriving at a train station in Vienna

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Feline fashion was defined by the seminal book, “The Cat in The Hat” and everything after has just been cheap imitation

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Please enjoy these shelter pups reacting to getting a kiss. Some are bashful, some have butterflies, and all deserve approximately 10 million more. 14/10 for all

Who could've guessed joining a make-believe Resistance against an Evil Empire would ever happen in real life?

Tell me your dog is needy without telling me your dog is needy.

The sun rose today like nothing ever happened. Classic overachiever. Always showing off.

China changing the message in all US-bound fortune cookies to things like: "You voted for this", or "Out of stock"

This is the book that I’m currently reading. My dog is an artist.

It took me a minute, then 😂

Woke up this morning feeling closure and I love that for me.

If the ceiling fan could hold my weight, I could get more practice on my broom.

People over 40 should get special cargo pants that can accommodate a small pharmacy of over the counter drugs and a 44 oz bottle of Peptobismol

I have to call out for the rest of the day. I can’t get to my desk.

I'm doing live commentary on what the clouds in the background are telling us. This one's about vaguely blue dick.

Why call it a 'conclave' when you can call it VatiCon

The existential dread is stored in the balls.

I is best spy, very smol, no one knows I am here.

If I was a cardinal at the Vatican, I’d be the one always writing in Bart Simpson as a write-in candidate on the Pope ballot.

A toad visited us on the job site today. His name was Jack.

Once you've seen off more than five popes in your lifetime, you get pretty blasé about it.

When I share food with my dogs, I imagine they are like the judges on Chopped. Listen, I like the presentation, most of the flavors are there, but I needed more cheese.

The reason the conclave takes so long is that style points are tabulated manually.

I booked Friday off just to have something to look forward to.

Google following its own directions

At my age, I’m more of a tepid mess.

How Cats Took Over the Internet. In this essay, I will- 1/...

In my day children didn't ask "What fresh hell is this?" while browsing through a rack of khaki pants.

Maybe it’s love, maybe you’ve got kidney stones. The important thing is you’re feeling something

My kid was talking all morning so I said 'Some days you need to wake up and chose silence' and then he asked me what it would be like if we had no elbows or knees.

I’m at gender reveal party. When do we take our pants off?

🤣🦅🤣

Like many of you, I’m emotionally checked out. But I’m available for dump runs – leave a voicemail

They accept cash in the Vatican but they prefer it if you use PayPal *catapults phone into the sun

ME: I used to love fishing when I was young. DATE: Did you fish with your dad? ME: No I mostly used lures HER: Check PLEASE!

Remember to kick Thursday in the panty hamster!

On rainy days, our dog sighs like a steam locomotive arriving at a train station in Vienna

Feline fashion was defined by the seminal book, “The Cat in The Hat” and everything after has just been cheap imitation

There are two wolves inside you and now HR knows your kink because this is your work laptop and they've scheduled a meeting for the morning

my tombstone will probably just say "not a very good listener"

Al gore is pissed off and I’m here for it