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newsom shading johnson with his own religion, love to see it, he's trying to give that man a stroke

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Me: Satan, you better not be assuming a cunty pose on some rock in Hell. Satan:

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nobody should pay taxes except the rich

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Calvin & Hobbes is widely regarded as one of the greatest comic strips of all time and I feel like we STILL underrate it.

submitted 13 hours ago • 175 comments

Hey chat what's this a distraction from?

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Not to encourage panic-buying, but I just filled up my gas tank and maybe you should too.

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Look how upset they are that a senator got treated the way civilians get treated every day. Getting up! Marching out! Demanding answers! "Oh, NOW it's a tragedy! NOW it's so sad to see!" They would eat their own young if it meant one more day in proximity to power. Fuck 'em.

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GDI this is my favorite power bank bc it's huge & only needs to be charged like once a month, but also-- sometimes it does get too hot to touch while it's charging, so clearly the problem is real

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it seems that 5 minutes before my alarm goes off, Peach PRC creeps into my bedroom to quietly whisper a few lines of Forever Drunk in my ear so I'll wake up with it in my head every single day

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Someday you're gonna find out that someone you know worked for ICE in 2025, and what will you do then

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my girlfriend the moon looks so beautiful tonight

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excellent late-night music, windows open on the full moon

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The cat just walked up to me and belched loudly. What the hell, Trixie

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"you're unhappy because you spend too much time on your phone" speak for yourself i'm posting this shit from desktop like a true lunatic

submitted 1 day ago • 75 comments

Go to protests. You won't see me there. And if you do, no you fucking didn't. Shut the fuck up. It's shut the fuck up Friday. Samesies if I see you, which I won't, cos I won't be there, but you should go. Just don't post about it on socials

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So like... is anybody else feeling intractable dread these days? Like a wrathful tentacle-faced sea monster has risen up and all that's left to do now is go mad, get wet, and die? Anybody feeling like an incidental villager dragged to a watery doom by cultists?

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the teenager on staff told me recently that she thinks I get told off more than anyone else in the shop, more than seemed fair bless that child, she's right (very validating), but she shouldn't worry about it. i am so used to being a target of dubious criticism that it doesn't even register anymore

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I doubt that loud pipes save as many lives as simply not weaving through highway traffic would do

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watching videos of golden orb weavers catching prey like "hey, girl, what that ass doooOHHH nooo!!!"

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There's a beautiful strawberry moon tonight, full & pink & ethereal, slowly rising out of our graveyard. 🎶 Moon over graveyard Bring my love to me tonight Please resurrect her Underneath your silvery light Use necromancy Doesn't have to be fancy Moon over graveyard tonight🎶 🪦🌝🪦

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Alert Sound xkcd.com/3100/

submitted 2 days ago • 74 comments

if you go digging on findagrave.com you might find out that one of your ancestors died in a sleigh accident. RIP Grandpa

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When you buy dinner at a gas station with tables you'd better be prepared for a weird guy to choose the seat directly behind you from a sea of empty chairs, insert his hand down the back of his pants, and root around in his asscrack for a while, because that's what you're gonna get.

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*NEW LAWSUIT ALLEGES 80'S BAND STARSHIP VIOLATED NUMEROUS BUILDING CODES

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Why is AI so stupid that it can't even contextualize a typo? It makes me long for the days of "did you mean... 'sports car'?" bc what I don't need is 3 paragraphs of chicken-flavored lies about 'sports cats'. Now I'm just disappointed

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I was at work for eight hours, and evidently all hell broke loose in the meantime??

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I tried to make conversation w/an annoying colleague from NYC about The City We Became (NK Jemisin), and this woman wanted to argue w/me about every borough's personification except Bronx, and then told me flat out that the Staten Island character sounds completely wrong and-- I had to walk away.

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Been a hot minute since I didn't want to go into work THIS MUCH I should have taken a personal day. I can feel the bad vibes all the way from the parking lot

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Cats (2019)

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i don't wanna hear anyone talking about "it's bad to burn a robo taxi," it's hilarious and nobody gets hurt the message is clear if you don't have shit in your eyes

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Somewhere, John Gaius feels his eye twitch.

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Just got a Google alert for my great-uncle's obituary, which is quite unpleasant enough, but apparently this is how I learn that my other great-uncles have also died. There's nothing to be done about it now, but still... booooo 👎

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Oh sure, I'll drive right in there and get out of my car. Why don't I just shout my true name and make deals with strangers I meet on the path? How about I just have a little snack on some out-of-season fruit behind a gate in a little stone wall? Any elderly beggars I can be rude to? FOH

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it's cool that you can't explore new things online without some clingy algorithm frantically interrogating you, "did you like that? do you want more like that? was it good for you? did you come??"

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just one 24-hour day without the sound of any internal combustion engines would be paradise imagine being able to listen to the wind and the birds

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Floodgates are open, team. It's happening.

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This is the only meme you need.

submitted 5 days ago • 29 comments

the funniest thing about the “ice agents are human beings with families” line is that there is no evidence to support the claim. oh they’re real people? what are their names? as far as I’m concerned they’re the T-1000 until proven otherwise

submitted 5 days ago • 39 comments

No, it's true, the moon IS a lesbian

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