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The guy you think you know. Lead software engineer. Poodle lover. Sometime standup comedian, host, and producer. __seize the means of computation__
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Someone should ask Cuomo at every public appearance how he's going to deal with the Hamburglar Be relentless about it

I should start being funny again Anyone have any experience in not being dour?

I just saw the news that the U.S. strikes on Iran only damaged their nuclear sites. It just made me think about how maybe I only damaged our relationship. I was just thinking—maybe I could have a second try, like the American B-2s are gonna have to do. Like the Iranians, you don't have to respond.

this has to end. these people have to go. let the people who have to try to live in the future you ghouls created try to navigate it. youve done enormous, unfathomable damage already. retire

Is anyone else exhausted by the sheer number of characters in the trailers for this?

goddamn, america really doesn't make anything nowadays; we can't even manufacture our own consent anymore

I’ll repeat.

GET YOUR WAR ON by the great David Rees, nearly 24 (!) years ago. www.mnftiu.cc/category/gyw...

[crossing fingers for the reemergence of the Friedman Unit]

Is David Rees on this site? Really seems like he should be.

you don’t have to do this, you no-life fucking losers. isn’t it starting to feel bad now? just start that YouTube channel you’ve always wanted to do where you rank the memory magic of all the Disneyworld cast members

i guess the only logical solution is we all don masks and stuff people in cars 🇺🇸

it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"

I watched the original Vampire Hunter D last night, probably for the first time in 20 years. It was quite an exercise in correcting my memory.

Can someone explain accountability coaching to me, someone who is quite suddenly aware of its existence as a phrase with no knowledge of its content nor its context?

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

Did my civic duty and checked the house for kings.

Exclusive: US Marines carry out first known detention of civilian in Los Angeles, video shows reut.rs/3ZvxVoY

My table in a cafe was missing tableware. Tom Skerritt, seated at the table diagonal from mine, began to offer me the extra tableware from his. Waitstaff interceded and handed me a fresh set before he could complete the exchange. We nodded at one another and returned to our respective meals.

This is how you normalize authoritarianism.

The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.

♫ but violating the Constitution is free ♫

If you're a billionaire and you're considering posting your opinions about how poorly you've been treated on Bluesky, try this instead: give all of your money to orphans and medical research and then walk into the forest, never to be seen or heard from again. You'll be surprised how well it works

This seems like a great day to remind Bluesky that Stephen Miller lived four doors down from me freshman year And our student council person asked him (and everyone) to sign a birthday card for our dorm’s janitor And he threw a tantrum and wrote an op-ed about not socializing with “the help.”

Step aside, Harold Hill River City’s got a vibe economy now

This announcement seems obligatory and desultory "Heads-up, here's some more slop for your trough"

Jonathan Joss, King of the Hill voice actor, was killed in a homophobic hate crime outside his house that was burned down as another hate crime, after finding the remains of his dog hanged on his mailbox, as another hate crime Don't let the media whitewash this And fuck Texas.