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Gender blurrer, lover of Watership Down, Howards' Way, and Twin Peaks. Please don't tell me how I should do Bluesky
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Gosh, my legs feel weary after parkrun and some walking around since. I feel ancient!

Overcast and humid for parkrun this morning

See, it really was for me, charity shop volunteers!

waiter: here's the check we're happy to split it onto multiple cards if necessary me: alright i paid last time it's your turn, Turtle Jerry Turtle Jerry: uhhh (starts pulling into shell) me: do not pull into your shell right now, Turtle Jerry Turtle Jerry: (muffled) there's a predator nearby

This is the worst pasta sauce I've ever eaten in my life

I hate it when the quiet person at the end of a table full of arguing comrades shouts "ENOUGH!" But I love it when he quietly yet forcefully gives us clarity of purpose with a few strong sentences

It's lovely on the pond this morning as I make my way to my 3 hour meeting. It'll be more of a melting than a meeting

My swans

Felt cute. Probably won't delete later

My wife and daughters left behind a legacy of love, John Hunt tells me www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Please stop telling me about various cloths that are not listed here

If the BBC doesn't judge this lobby newsworthy across its platforms, then it's not justified to talk about tHe TrAnS iSsUe every single day on the Today programme either

Shout out to the top 5 cloths: face, dish, table, loin, and man of the

I had a notification yesterday suggesting I congratulate someone for their 8 year anniversary at an organisation I know went defunct 4 years ago

Yet another irl sitcom scenario

Shout out to the top 5 cloths: face, dish, table, loin, and man of the

Just remembered that Framley Examiner Newby's ad with a burger which was a quarter pound block of condensed sage and laughed too loud on the bus

[on a date] “I’ve got butterflies in my stomach” -aww that’s cute you don’t have to be nervous [flashback to me eating some butterflies] “ok”

Not many people know there's a pgymy species of the axolotl called the axelittle

Having made scrambled eggs for the very first time in the last couple of days, I'm re-evaluating all the people over the years who've boasted they can make amazing scrambled eggs. It's really easy, lads.

Not my pet, not my sematary

Test cricket, best game in the world 🙂

I want there to be a way in Outlook that I can decline a meeting but keep it in the calendar so I know when it was

I have been exposed to Chewing Gum by Annie and now it's all I want to listen to 24hrs a day. Send help open.spotify.com/track/04EFBt...

The way this woman photographs her Vinted offerings cracks me up so much