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Spotted by a friend in Sheffield: the Daily Telegraph posing a question that you might imagine the Daily Telegraph is almost uniquely positioned to answer.

Oh for fucks sake

I wanted two things on my birthday: A French 75 and a cupcake, had both. The French 75, one of the best I’ve made. The sun, glorious. Worse days for a birthday eh? Hoped to spend the day in Montmartre. Wasn’t to be. Instead, nearly got run over in Essex. Low key day, will celebrate next weekend ♥️

🎂 (pre) Birthday livestream 8:30pm TONIGHT Feel free to ask questions about politics, media, life, Farage’s weird face. I’ll answer live. Bring wine, rage and a functioning bullshit detector. www.youtube.com/live/1UsQkCH...

Chicago showed the fuck up!

“All this aggravation ain't satisfactionin' me” Makes my skin crawl every time. Satisfactioning isn’t a fucking word. Plus, Elvis was a nonce who groomed Priscilla.

“Republican governor Ron DeSantis said that people could legally run over protesters with their cars if they were surrounded” How the FUCK is this not the headline?

“Anti-establishment” MPs who forget to declare the help they get from Bannon’s PR firm? A deep dive into Farage, MAGA & imported fascism. ko-fi.com/post/Reform-...

79 years ago, Mary Anne Trump unknowingly destroyed the world by failing to have a wank. A real sliding doors moment…

A widely shared video claims to show a large number of asylum seekers on a Dover beach. But the footage isn’t from Dover. It appears to have been filmed on a popular beach in Goa, India.

Holy shit. State Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband, dead. PLUS, State Sen. John Hoffman and his wife wounded. After a “politically motivated shooting” overnight. One couple dead. The other critical. The guy dressed as a cop and went to their houses. America is in trouble.

Doing some research. News on mute. WW3 looming. What starts playing on shuffle? “Why Can’t We Be Friends?” by WAR. I had to laugh at the dark humour of it all. It’s on random…

This is why nobody has ever written a song called “Fuck the Fire Brigade”

Woke with period pain. Took what I thought was cocodomol whilst half asleep. It was two Ritalin. Since then I’ve written a book chapter, deep cleaned the bathroom, completed a ten step skincare routine and fallen down a Peter Thiel rabbit hole. Might take another for the plot.

Hearing this from quite a few people in Reform UK-controlled councils. From a local reader: "There are rumours as in other Reform UK controlled councils that a number of those elected stood to ‘make up numbers’ & never thought they would be elected & now don’t feel able to commit the time required"

The Spending Review keeps getting better. This time, a funded support package to ensure the poorest children do not go hungry during the school holidays. The £1bn of funding for crisis support through local councils across the whole country includes holiday food funding for children.

Fiona Bruce, "We have a lot of Reform voters in the audience, I want to hear from some of them at least" If the #BBCQT audience is based on voter share at the election, how can there be so many Reform voters in the audience if Reform only got 14% of the vote share in the 2024 general election?

Need to sell pandemic purchases to raise money for studio equipment, was working full time through the pandemic which resulted in mad impulse clothing buys. The ADHD tax meant I obviously didn’t return OR sell them 😂 Need them gone and the cash. Which is the best app? EBay? Depop? Vinted?