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For reference, Twitch Plays Pokemon clocked Misty at 1d19h, or 43 hours So the AI model is twice as incompetent as the closest we ever got to literal monkeys at typewriters

The developers of Hypercharge: Unboxed tweeted this out, which catapulted them into the top 10 sellers on PS5.

after considering this for nearly fifteen seconds and looking at these four photos I am now convinced that bigfoot is bears

That was LOUD

Printers are the worst thing humans have created. I do not understand why they are like this. I dont even have to specify what I mean here, because everyone reading probably already nodded in agreement.

absolute cinema

Another murder mystery ...

Dale remains one of our greatest characters.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 31,1967

Imagine the broke-ass who goes "Yes, I'd love to pay this in 4 installments of 2.50"

tumblr is still good

expression study

found a pigeon having a spaghetti dinner

The teaser trailer for Guillermo del Toro’s ‘FRANKENSTEIN’ has been released. Coming to Netflix this November.

Hey there, anime fans, your time to yell at Crunchyroll has arrived.

ICE threatening charges against people for asking supposed officers to show their badges is weakness. Not succeeding where they hoped to, left relying on threats that likely won’t go anywhere in court (harassment isn’t nothing, but it’s limited). It’s a sign to resist their abuses more, not less.

american dimsum (frozen whitecastle sliders cooked in a steam basket)

HE'S IN A COMA AND THEY STILL HAVE HIS GLASSES ON

ok I feel completely insane asking this but like weren't we NOT blowing up rockets, like, 50 years ago. weren't we successfully sending rockets up that did not rattle apart. also weren't we like "ah yeah that was a fail" when the rocket fell apart instead of calling it a "partial success"

so few cybertrucks have been sold that if you see one you are almost certainly seeing the dumbest person within at least 50 miles

I've never seen a shower argument play out in the dry world before

Okay, well the tiny dog has my attention now.

one thing that Cyberpunk 2020 has that nothing else came close to is trickster spirit Mike Pondsmith in the GM's guide

hey! some help would be nice to get rid of these things. I am also open too any services outside of Ebay and Mercari I can use to sell all these for sure, and you can also share it everywhere you can as well.

UnitedHealth secretly pressured nurses to change patients' records to include DNRs (Do Not Resuscitate) without their consent, so those patients would die instead of being saved with medical interventions that could cost UnitedHealth money. This is murder. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...