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Living life at the intersection of sports normie and queer nerd Lifelong #Razorback 🐗 fan | Casual #DallasCowboys 🏈 fan Bigots of all types: get lost [He/Him]
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godzilla and mothra 💗 #KaiJune

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Hogs win. Thunder win. A good sports day!

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

NINETEEN STRIKEOUTS AND NO HITS IN A CWS ELIMINATION GAME MY GOD THE FUCKIN' NERVE OF IT ALL

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

Gage fuckin' Wood: Razorback legend.

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

GAGE MF WOOD

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

I HATE ESPN MY GOD

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

frarbor height send skeet

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

why is ESPN so intent on jinxing Wood?!

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

if I never see another flyout it'll be too soon

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

should be safe at first

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Need more than one run out of innings like that...

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

My god. 6 MILLION acres of public lands in Oregon, including the vast majority of our national forests, will be sold in a fire sale if the MAGA budget passes.

submitted 1 day ago • 45 comments

we've got a rainbow at the baseball game

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

you don't have to be a father to make dad jokes, though some people might say "faux pa!"

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

Why are they so afraid of admitting that conservatives are behind the vast majority of political violence in this country? Might be their knowing complicity in the violent right wing pogrom against queer people, which they have cheered on and amplified through friendly coverage. They’re implicated.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Today I learned tanks are pretty squeaky

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

fr though why are sports

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Gaeckle pitched his ass off. Too bad the offense didn't show up today.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

hope that's a spark

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

straight up not having a good time

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

terrible body language from most of the team. sheesh.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Time for baseball. Go Hogs!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

*ABOLISH ICE* new pixel piece and free-only phone/banner sets (links below)

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

I've never seen any of the Friday the 13th sequels, and I think it's about time to fix that

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Can't believe the Thunder actually pulled off the comeback. Thought they were done for sure.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

See? This is yet another reason why we can't let human bad take factories pollute the skyline

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

got walked off. rough.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I have seen 5 things I've never seen in this CWS game.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Cards not dead?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

We are just TWO WEEKS away from National HIV Testing Day. Engaging Arkansas Communities is teaming up with Greater Than AIDS and Walgreens to offer free, confidential HIV testing at three select Walgreens locations across Arkansas from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. engagingarkansas.org/epicblog/f/k...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Let's fucking go.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments