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swedetrap.bsky.social
podcaster. audio artist. international dj. vinyl nerd. unintentional man of mystery. antifascist, feminist, anarchist - in no particular order. email: [email protected] signal: swedetrap.77
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Chatting on IG with a friend, discussing songs about blowjobs. This was Meta AI’s reaction.

I’m so bored of the various instagram guitar players playing the same 7 solos over and over. I mean, congratulations on having that attention span and all but it’s already been done. What else ya got?

As a lifelong Seahawks fan, it’s very strange to me how much I truly hate the sport of American football. The bro culture, the business, the stupid fantasy league shit, even the fuckin video game. I hate college football only slightly less.

Oh Google. It'll be a cold day in hell before I ever give you my home address. But here's a nice middle finger or two for you.

Which @whitecapsfc.com team is this?!!??

Military parades are for cut-rate wannabe dictators with micro penises.

Is it wrong that I am immediately skeptical whenever our government or law enforcement claims there’s been a “terrorist incident?”

Happy Pride Month to all who celebrate.

Spotted a cyber truck on SE Division just now. Are we still vandalizing those or have we moved on? If the latter, will anyone mind if I keep vandalizing them anyway? I mean anyone other than that cunt Pam Bondi?

I ❤️ @opb.org - there are too few nice, interesting stories in our clickbait world. This is super cool.

Checked into Spotify after being away for 5 years (had to for something I’m working on) - I’m still not sure how this thing is determining what I “like” because holy crap, the suggestions are worse than ever. Why give me an anime playlist? Why Tyler the Creator? Why??

If Anonymous is worth a shit anymore they’ll find a way to hack truth social and redirect it to Taco Bell dot com.

I agree, sure, but Rob Reiner is also everything wrong with the Democratic Party, so… shut the fuck up and let Bruce preach, maybe?

Replace @jeff-merkley.bsky.social ?? Tall order there. Especially since January. He’s one of the few people left with a spine. www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...

Red card. Goodness me.

Found this on one of the evil social medias and couldn’t share it directly and with credit because Zuckerberg is a cunt. So here it is anyway.

Yes, Trump. I’m totally sure Taylor Swift, Bruce Springsteen, Beyoncé, and Bono are guilty of election interference. It couldn’t possibly be that you’re a beta simp in a cheap shitty suit with all the smarts, class, fitness, and social awareness of a common farm pig.

Destroy this egomaniacal fuck and his fake AF hag. Warning: Substack link. open.substack.com/pub/louispis...

“Christian worship event?” That’s what they’re calling blatant provocation and a demonstration of anti-human indecency and intolerance? Right in the middle of one of the west coasts proudest LGBTQ+ communities? Bitch, please.

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The only thing more boring than AI are the stupid news articles that continue to act all fake impressed with AI.

A brief reminder that former President Joe Biden gave Megan Rapinoe a Presidential Medal of Freedom in recognition for her lifetime of work on and off the pitch. Trump gave her insults. If you’re a female Trump supporter, you accept being treated like garbage. Do better.

Remember kids: just because US media is afraid to use the word “genocide” doesn’t mean it isn’t genocide.

Taste the biscuit. Then, when you’re done with that, taste the goodness of the biscuit.

Double red cards in this Ballard FC match. I guess you get red carded for getting tackled, studs up, no less? I guess I don’t know the rules. Whatever. 2-0.

It’s hilarious how many wannabe hackers are still buying the same batch of stolen passwords from the dark web. Give up, losers. That list is about a decade old at this point.

Telling me you love Dak Shepard’s podcast is, in my mind, the same thing as telling me you watch Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, think 3 Men and a Baby is a classic comedy film, & listen to Phil Collins. You’re common, you’re dull, you’ve no sense of adventure, and you schedule your fucking on a calendar.

I can’t tell if Tigres were holding back for the first 20 minutes and now playing to their ability, or the Thorns simply gave up after the second goal. Either way, this is sort of depressing.

Why is the broadcast of the Thorns CONCACAF Champions Cup in Spanish but all of the ads are English? I mean, I’m not complaining, or maybe I am…I kind of want Spanish ads too.

Can someone please tell RFK Jr to either cough up and spit out whatever is stuck in his throat or just stop talking? Prefer the latter. The portrait of poor health running health in America, and then thinking he can possibly win an argument with @pattymurray.bsky.social ? Please.

You think you don’t know anyone with stock in AI companies? Find anyone convinced that AI is “revolutionary” and boom, you’ve just met someone with stock in AI.