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friend of the cosmic giggle / consumer protection lawyer / religion and philosophy of mind / trying to live up to the gospel / shameless dead head / solidarity / we are loving awareness
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Funiculì, funiculà dropped 145 years ago, yet gen alpha act like they invented Italian brain rot.

let's goooooo!

has anyone seen these two in the same room before?

Based Francis www.thedailybeast.com/pope-snubs-v...

Hey @JesusChrist, I went ahead and changed your plaque to "Samaria," you pussy.

There are ample Salvia Trip reports claiming the tripper "lived a whole life" during the trip w/ a wife, a job, & kids. Ari Shaffir talks about his trip lasting "30 or 40 years" in subjective time. If that's true, I may actually be drooling in my friend's dorm room in 2002.

They won't take our chicken They won't take our lobster They won't take our beef because Our beef is beautiful And their beef is weak.

What does the 'G' in MAGA stand for? youtu.be/YTgwpnPIJEA?...

I just watched myself worrying about something upcoming, and I realized I was caught up in aversion... to the prospect of future aversion to some imaged potential event which, in turn, would make me experience aversion to some future... No wonder Jesus made fun of us

Politics be like the farmer's horse running away—“Bad luck!” say the neighbors. It returns with more horses—“Good luck!” Son breaks his leg taming one—“Bad luck!” He’s spared from war due to the injury—“Good luck!” “Maybe so, maybe not. You never know" says the farmer. So it goes. So it goes. So it

I remember during the beginning of the pandemic, people would say "well the silver lining is, imagine all the great art we are going to get out of this." But what we got was The Joe Rogan Experience.

I have arbitraged a significant portion of my Melania Coin holdings on The PJ Boyz

holy shit

we're doing this out of boredom, of all things

Ah shit, I had Woody Harrelson confused with his character in Triangle of Sadness.

Once again, cardio and tunes have taken me from "Is this world actually hell? Am I in hell?" to "pretty nice lil saturday." And yet I'll still find myself not going for weeks, and just living in the hell like a frog in a heating pot. 🤷 Part of us likes being miserable, I swear.

The WOKE LEFT wants to BAN doing Ketamine and going in a Jaccuzi!

Imagine how we would feel if China was talking about making us the 8th Prefecture?

He who saves his Country does not violate any law. - Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi