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synthia.bsky.social
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Every day I wake up hoping to see a specific headline. So far it hasn't happened but tomorrow is a new day 🤞

we used to be a country. a proper country.

Yesss

This Tarkir format is working out well for me

This post remains ever-green.

(putting the toilet seat down) "For those who come after."

Save your hate for injustice and inequality. Don’t spend a second of the time you have hating on a band or a TV show, or really anything that might bring others joy.

If we're getting reprints set in Final Fantasy then I am begging for a Bolas' Citadel reprint as Shinra Headquarters

My favorite mechanic returns AND I get to play the Lesbian BFF's??? let's fucking go we are so back

If I had a nickel for every Final Fantasy magic card spoiled that gave one of the most selfless, altruistic, and non-corruptible characters black color identity for no reason I'd have two nickels. Which is kind of a lot already given there's been so few spoilers so far.

The year is 2025 and the Texas Rangers are giving relevant at bats to Kevin Pillar, Nick Ahmed, and Tucker Barnhart. No wonder they have scored the second fewest runs (only beating the Rockies).

Living in the place that failed its open book test while watching England, France, Canada, and Australia get it right got me feeling like I'm happy for ya'll but damn I wish I could have that too instead of this rapid spiral into a fascist hellscape

This could be us @mark-carney.bsky.social 👀

Say whatever you want about mtg alchemy but credit is due to whoever came up with the name Polterheist. A+, 10/10, no notes.

I present you with my circle of obsession

the day is here

Sometimes I worry that I’m boring and stupid, and I probably am, but I overhear conversations people have in bars and it’s nice to know at least I’m not tedious.

Stop referencing HP. It’s time to make everything Joanne has created socially and culturally irrelevant. You’re not ‘such a Ravenclaw’; you’re telling everyone you don’t care about the hate she fuels and funds because you can’t let go of a wizard book series aimed at children.

Every time people talk about reading their kids Harry Potter, i look at my copies of Terry Pratchett’s Tiffany Aching books and want to scream. You don’t have to read your kids the terf books! Stop funding her campaign of hate!

Today is a good day to say fuck JKR

This is a goddamn fucking embarrassment. Every single whinging asshole who fucking spouts nonsense about woke or DEI or whatever buzzword they use to cover up their white nationalism needs to be called out for their Nazi bullshit.

This got posted in my slack shitposting channel and I am VERY attacked by this image

More tarkir draft decklists 7-2 boros trophy Frontline rush is absurd

More Tarkir decklists: 7-1 abzan trophy I jokingly called Synchronized Charge "Travel Prep" during spoiler season but it's even better than that.

Two more trophy decks today. One with Mardu (7-1) and one with Sultai (7-2). Not sure I built the second one right but everything worked out.

100%, this is community management 101. Doesn't even need to be outright bigots. Ppl who make folks uncomfortable but are not _technically_ doing anything wrong still cause an exodus - it's easier to quietly leave than stay in the line of fire for something they aren't even paid to attend.

I think when this set ends we'll consider it closer to New Capenna 3c faction than a Tarkir 3c one. OG Targir was base 3c often going 4 or 5 format while Capenna was a 2c format masquerading as a 3c format. Mardu is playing the role of Brokers in this comparison. Interested to see if I'm right.

As long as I live, I will never understand the Luka trade. He is crying as they're introducing him in Dallas. He WANTED to be in Dallas, Texas for the rest of his life. What the fuck were they thinking? I hope he pummels these idiots forever.

Any person in the Mavs front office that watched an entire home arena not just cheer *against* them but actively *for* the Lakers all night and not realize Nico has to be fired by the start of the next work day is an absolute buffoon.

Any reasonable owner fires Nico Harrison tonight. I mean, any reasonable owner fires him when he brings up that he's trading Luka Doncic. But he should be fired right now. The team is literally not going to come back from this. Almost every Mavs fan I know is now a Lakers fan.

Tarkir Draft Decklists 7-2, first trophy