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Runs like Turtle. Reluctant lawyer. Basketball is my favorite sport. I love the way they dribble up and down the court. He/Him. Austin, Tx.
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Russell Wilson cursed the Knicks.

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Vikings fans on pookie watch

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No one won the trade.

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i completed 100% of my passes today.

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Going to Lupe Tortilla in North Austin and asking for the Asteroid Table.

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Belevedere-maxing

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That’s right. It’ll make you see God.

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Some oil guy laundering millions into F1: “I just watched Gray’s Anatomy. Can we get McDreamy to wave the Chequered flag? Seems like a big get.”

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I have never eaten WingStop the way these people eat WingStop.

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They robbed us this interaction!

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‘Farts a lot’ also on there. Hmm.

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Fuck you.

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I will do ayahuasca and tell you what I think for a rate less than what you are paying or will expect to pay any podcaster, YouTuber, or content team where a kid berates his boomer dad, @housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov. Let’s cut out the middle man and make it crappen, guys!

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More Tushin' for the Pushin' baby. And, fuck the Packers.

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Elder abuse is bad unless it's for the rule of law.

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George came and Wendt.

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Cracking a pint of Chunky Monkey tonight in honor of Ben Cohen.

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White guy benefitting from private equity: "It's time to protest. We have nothing to lose but our chains."

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Well, I guess that banana tree I planted is going to pay for itself.

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REAL DAWGS!!

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I’m at my happiest eating by myself and reading a book. Don’t fucking talk to me.

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On Tuesday night, Mahmoud Khalil's attorney released a letter from Khalil that had been dictated from inside a Louisiana detention facility. Here is that letter:

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Go Zags.

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Seaside Joe is giving me what I want. Thank you, Joe.

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I feel this every single day.

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Scudiarrhea strikes again

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If I were in Alonso’s car in that crash, I would have vomited inside my helmet.

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To the tune of Rammstein’s Du Hast: Doo Doohan Doohan, man Doohan, man you fucked Doohan, man you fucked Doohan, man you fucked Up and crashed in the rain *chugging guitar riff*

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Chuck Schumer is a bitch.

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Manifesting

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Moist. unbothered. thriving. in my lane.

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Don't worry, y'all, John Schneider has a plan.

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Another justice they did this about a lot was Anthony Kennedy, who, at Trump’s address last week, thanked Trump for teaching young Americans to love America again (not with sarcasm).

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It’s this moment. This is when when we all knew Geno was a QB1, a leader of MEN:

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Okay, I drank some bleach and I now see John's vision. He's looking to recreat the Matt Flynn/Russ Wilson scenario because he believes in the eternal recurrance of the same. Now, we must wait from a Jesus Freak from Incarnate Word that can sling moon balls with incredible pocket awareness.

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John Schneider has no idea what he's doing.

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