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taffyakner.bsky.social
I cry a lot but I am so productive!
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the dumbest thing is how everyone in the world didn't watch MY BRILLIANT FRIEND on HBO/Max

submitted 6 days ago • 14 comments

while this is all true, not what I was texted about (actually, just got another one!) this morning

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

yes i know! I woke up to 14 texts about it!

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

HIT ME MINCEMEAT

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

but also mincemeat should win everything

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

best day of my life

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

This is my superbowl! Hit it, Mincemeat!

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

!!!!!!!!!!!COLEESCOLA!!!!!!!!!

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Well, Cole Escola winning a Tony and thanking someone from Grindr just vaulted into my ten favorite moments in Tony history. Actually, in history.

submitted 13 days ago • 14 comments

I will be accepting on his behalf (despite the cease and desist)!!!!

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

I am literally receiving congratulations

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

WE DID IT!!!

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

cmon cmon HOLY CRAP!!!!!!

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I am so ready!!!

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Attention agents! Our ally @taffyakner.bsky.social will be hosting a special post-show talkback following tomorrow's 7PM performance of #OperationMincemeat! Only those with tickets for the show will be granted clearance to listen in on this special conversation with the recruits.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

The stars of my absolute favorite show on Broadway have agreed to let me ask my dumb fangirl questions of them tomorrow (Thursday). Watch me fawn over them!

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

michael schulman is the best player in the game right now

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Sweet lord another banger by @michaelschulman.bsky.social. I screamed once per paragraph. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

KAAAAAATTTTTTTTT

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Extremely psyched to talk moms and memoirs and Erica Jong with the one and only @mollyjongfast.bsky.social. Join us June 18! www.92ny.org/event/molly-...

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

this game is my cause of death

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Just a note to say LONG ISLAND COMPROMISE is out in paperback today. I'm so grateful for the way the world received this book, and I hope those on the fence will like its more portable, more affordable version. What a day! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/621963...

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments

I cannot tell you how much I loved this book — I ate it in a single gulp when I read it last year. Pre-order this book and congratulations, @mollyjongfast.bsky.social! www.vanityfair.com/news/story/m...

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

editors - I am *not* going to be updating the massive Vulture Springsteen list with the songs on Tracks 2 (I'm told they're just not updating the massive lists any more) so my dance card is open! Please reach out if you are looking for expert coverage or open to pitches about the upcoming box set.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Read this because of the Walton Goggins/Shield comp, which I thought of the entire night, but mostly for the phrase "Chekhov's Blender." @sepinwall.bsky.social is the best person to have next to you on the couch for these things. www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

submitted 76 days ago • 2 comments

just found out it's me who dies on the white lotus finale tonight

submitted 77 days ago • 7 comments